# NOOOOO! Not 'ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT'! FUUUUCK!!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 10, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363 "2005-02-10T06:05:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/21 "2005-02-10T13:15:15Z")

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If I don’t have _Arrested Development_ on Sunday nights, what DO I have?

_sob_

This is the show I’ve been crowing about to everyone else since we started watching it from the beginning. This is the first show my husband and I found _together_ and started watching - it’s _our_ show. It’s stunningly written, the actors are playing these deep characters who, while I’d never invite them over to my house for fear they’d steal the silver(ware), I’d certainly never turn down an invitation to the Bluth house for corned beef and cabbage.

That’s it. Should the show _soooob_ go, I’m going to dedicate my life to the memory of Lindsay and Tobias Bluth, and start a cart in the mall for “Mommy, What Will I Look Like?”, selling Temocil at the same time. Naked.

E.

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/22 "2005-02-10T13:18:20Z")

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> [@Elza B](#):
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> That’s it. Should the show _soooob_ go, I’m going to dedicate my life to the memory of Lindsay and Tobias Bluth, and start a cart in the mall for “Mommy, What Will I Look Like?”, selling Temocil at the same time. Naked.
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> E.

FUNKE! FUNKE, dammit!

(I can’t make that damn symbol over the U).

E.

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/23 "2005-02-10T13:31:34Z")

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This is seriously affecting my wellness. American Dad is such a bag of ass even Job wouldn’t watch it.

And how the hell are they running out of room on Sunday nights anyway? By my count there are six half-hour slots. At the moment we have King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Malcolm, and Arrested Development. Am I crazy or is that four? Can’t we have Arrested Development instead of a “bonus” Malcolm or something? \>\_\<

Bastards.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/24 "2005-02-10T14:13:42Z")

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> [@Slacker](#):
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> Can’t we have Arrested Development instead of a “bonus” Malcolm or something? \>\_\<
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> Bastards.

Ugh, that would only debatably be better. Malcolm is in its last year and has been pre-empted or reduced to five or ten ‘what the hell is going on?’ minutes by football many times this season. This is kinda worse than death - even the people who want to watch it don’t know if it’ll be on until it is, and even then they often don’t see the whole thing.

Hey, if they can Save Surely, maybe we can save this. 😉

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/25 "2005-02-10T14:27:13Z")

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I desperately need a neck and shoulder massage right about now…

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/26 "2005-02-10T14:35:19Z")

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No! Those soul-sucking bastards! They’re killing **Arrested Development** for American Dad? American _fucking_ Dad? Fuck you, Fox. Fuck you sideways with a rusty pitchfork. Fuck you and everything you stand for.

Fuck.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/27 "2005-02-10T14:37:23Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> I thought American Dad was OK, but have trouble even making it through the trailers for Arrested Development.

That’s 'cuz you have no soul. 😉

I am very disappointed.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/28 "2005-02-10T14:47:11Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> Maybe HBO can pick up _AD_, since it seems more in tune with _Curb Your Enthusiasm_ than a network sitcom.

If _Arrested Development_ had been on HBO from the beginnning, it would be on the cover of every magazine in the country, being hailed for its sublime genius and status as a cooler-than-you breakout hit. Since it’s on Fox, this is what it gets. Bastards.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/29 "2005-02-10T15:01:02Z")

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> [@Jeff Lodoen](#):
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> If a Simpsons lead-in hasn’t helped it build an audience yet, well, it’s gonna die out there.

Funnily enough, despite the fact that i’ve been a huge _Simpsons_ fan for years, i’ve missed quite a few _Simpsons_ episodes this seaon, while i’ve made a point of catching every episode of _Arrested Development_.

While it still has some funny moments, and is still better than most of the shows on television, _The Simpsons_ is getting a litte old and stale by now, to the extent that i no longer make a point of catching it all the time. _Arrested Development_, on the other hand, has lost none of its first-season momentum, and is still turning out truly funny shows week after week. For FOX to reduce its allocation is a fucking travesty.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/30 "2005-02-10T15:37:54Z")

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AD would never make it back if it got cancelled. Family Guy came back in part because of the viewers it recieved on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. That helped push the DVD sales which brought it back on the air on Fox which led to Seth McFarlane (Not Todd, he does the Spawn Comic book and other things) getting a contract for American Dad.

Basically, it’s the fault of the people who watched Family Guy. I know a few. Time for a thank you pimp slap. :mad:

One of the funniest sitcoms I’ve ever seen is going to be replaced by American Dad. :mad: Fox really is the evil empire.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/31 "2005-02-10T15:51:39Z")

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\<Chopin’s Funeral Music\>  
Jeffrey Tambor cancelled his appearance on _Ellen_ this morning. Or they cancelled him, I’m not sure. Fuck.

OTOH, Bateman’s still hosting SNL and he should be on Conan tonight. He’s a savvy guy who knows the biz and should have the latest info. I’m staying up.

The despondent David Cross muttered that the show would probably be replaced with “America’s Sexiest Retards” or something. That’s not a joke, it’s a prediction.  
\</Chopin’s Funeral Music\>

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/32 "2005-02-10T16:07:44Z")

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Before everyone jumps on American Dad, remember, the first episode of Arrested Development was pretty bad too.

And I like American Dad a lot!

::runs away::

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/33 "2005-02-10T16:45:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Before everyone jumps on American Dad, remember, the first episode of Arrested Development was pretty bad too.

T’was? I didn’t think so.

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**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/34 "2005-02-10T17:12:40Z")

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> [@David Cross](#):
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> I hope Fox puts in its place, like, you know, America’s Cutest Retards. What’s left for them to do? We got midgets trying to pull an elephant. What’s left? We’ve got orphans trying to figure out who their dads are…come on. Let’s go with retards. OK? Let’s do it

Fuckin’ A-hell

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**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/35 "2005-02-10T17:28:35Z")

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I didn’t make it to the first comercial break of American Dad before the channel was changed, and I was at a Superbowl party with many drunk people, who thought that the episode of The Simpsons before was hilarious.

This is bad news.

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**Author:** ![AmericanMaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@AmericanMaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanMaid)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/36 "2005-02-10T20:30:02Z")

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Annyong, it seems like Fox gets off on being withholding and they do tricks for money or candy. I think I know what I can put in their Brownie. Hopefully, Gail Berman won’t blue herself. Time to get my stew on. How awful, absolutely awful. Someone really needs to teach them a lesson. Where is Gary Weatherman when we need him? Is there a carbon monoxide leak at Fox? FUCK!

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/37 "2005-02-10T20:46:20Z")

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Judging from your user name, AmericanMaid, I suspect, much like me, you’re still trying to get over the senseless cacellation of a certain animated, parasitic arachnid. And now they\* may be trying to do it to us _again_.  
[sub]They=assholes like _them_, assuming _they_ are trying to do what I hope they’re not trying to do. Clear?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/38 "2005-02-10T21:03:47Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> Judging from your user name, AmericanMaid, I suspect, much like me, you’re still trying to get over the senseless cacellation of a certain animated, parasitic arachnid.

If you’re serious about missing the Tick, let me tell you that the original run of the comic (12 issues I believe, first printed back in the mid-80s) is much, **much** better than the show. And that’s coming from a guy who really liked the show.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/39 "2005-02-10T22:09:22Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> If you’re serious about missing the Tick, let me tell you that the original run of the comic (12 issues I believe, first printed back in the mid-80s) is much, **much** better than the show. And that’s coming from a guy who really liked the show.

Totally agreed. The Tick cartoon had several flashes of brilliance, but all the best material is adapted from the original 12-issue run of the comics from the '80s, when Ben Edlund both wrote and drew them. They are reprinted in several Tick Omnibus editions. Last I checked, the books contained #1-6, #7-10 (the two I already own), and #11-12. I cannot recommend these highly enough to any fans of the Tick from television.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooo-not-arrested-development-fuuuuck/289363/40 "2005-02-10T23:37:03Z")

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I think it’s about time someone made Fox’s programming morons hostages until they bring back every show they never gave a fucking chance! Jesus, if the networks had this quick of a trigger in the past, Cheers would have been done in a year.

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