# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 14, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477 "2000-12-14T03:33:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/1 "2000-12-14T03:33:38Z")
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Aw shit. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/2 "2000-12-14T03:38:41Z")
There, there. Feel better now? Now, what made you do this? ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/3 "2000-12-14T03:44:22Z")
Ummmmm… I whole-heartedly agree! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/4 "2000-12-14T03:52:27Z")
Sorry, the election didn’t turn out the way I wanted it to. I’m better now. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/5 "2000-12-14T03:59:09Z")
I know how you feel **Opal**. I got my first locked thread about the same subject today. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/6 "2000-12-14T04:00:54Z")
If this thread is about what I think it is about, I would like to take the opportunity to propose marriage to the male EuroDopers. Any or all of them. I am not particular, and I can cook. Just get me out of _este maldito pais_\*. If this thread isn’t about what I think it’s about, y’all can still consider yourselves proposed to. \*N.B. _Hablo espanglish solo cuando_ I’m having a particularly violent fit of loathing for my native land. You may draw _tus propias conclusiones_ about the reason. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/7 "2000-12-14T04:03:29Z")
Oh, good, the thread IS about what I thought it was about. It would be rather embarrassing to throw random marriage proposals into a thread about Opal’s new kitty clawing the furniture. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/8 "2000-12-14T04:07:16Z")
Wow…I thought this would be Stoid’s election reaction. Cheer up, Opal. There’s no place for Dubya to go…but DOWN. (Gore in '04!) ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/9 "2000-12-14T04:17:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fretful Porpentine \* > I would like to take the opportunity to propose marriage to the male EuroDopers. Any or all of them. I am not particular, and I can cook. Well am I glad I’m a nightowl. All the rest of them are most likely asleep I’ll have to step up and take you of their hands :D. You did like Dublin didn’t you ? As for the OP while it doesn’t really effect me (hopefully) I’ll add in a big Irish SHITE and BOLLOCKS to the proceedings. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/10 "2000-12-14T04:29:15Z")
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**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/11 "2000-12-14T04:34:32Z")
Wow, iampunha, I’m impressed. And feeling pretty much the same way. ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/12 "2000-12-14T05:06:24Z")
First, **iampunha** I’m impressed by the work. However, there are too many happy faces in that crowd. It looks like the Republican Governors Meeting. It’d be more appropos if it were to look like this (I cheated and quoted you). :):):):):)🙂 :):(:(:(:(🙂 :(:):):):)🙂 :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:)☹ :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:):(☹ :):):):):(☹ :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):):):(:(☹ :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:):(☹ :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:)☹ :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:(🙂 :):(:(:(:(☹ :):(:(:(:)☹ :):(:(:(:(☹ :(:):):):)☹ :(:):):):)🙂 :):(:(:(:(🙂 Second. You wussie liberals, progressives, democrats, etc. better not flee to Canada, Europe, Asia, Mars, etc. and leave me here all alone to stop Bush from screwing up the country. Stay and fight like men! I can’t educate him by myself. Fuck, Yale couldn’t educate him! Don’t you dare abandon me! Look at it this way… All of you who wanted to start stand up careers now have an easy on ramp to launch yourself. Take it like Letterman and Miller. Get a laugh out of the next four years! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/13 "2000-12-14T05:18:01Z")
Hmm, maybe I’ll return to Sweden with **Anniz** after her trip here next month. I’m really afraid of what’s going to happen to the USA in the next four years. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/14 "2000-12-14T05:39:43Z")
I’m just glad it’s over ! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/15 "2000-12-14T06:09:37Z")
Glad y’all liked it. I was going to go with PUTZ smilies, but they’d be all messy. Oh, hell . . . :wally:wally:wally :wally :wally:wally :wally :wally :wally:(:(:(:wally :wally:(:(:(:wally :wally:(:(:(:wally :wally:(:(:(:wally :(:wally:wally:( :wally:wally:wally :wally :wally :wally :wally:wally:wally :wally:(:(:(:(:wally :wally:(:(:(:wally :wally:wally :wally:(:(:(:wally :wally:(:(:(:(:wally Bit much, or no? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/16 "2000-12-14T06:17:22Z")
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Actually, I think the country’ll be fine, but I just got caught up in the spirit. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/17 "2000-12-14T06:42:42Z")
Being equally resigned to the inevitable and tired of all the squabbling: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:rolleyes: :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:o ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:rolleyes: :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:o ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes:⭕o:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: ⭕o:o:o:o:rolleyes: ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:rolleyes: ⭕o:o:o:o:rolleyes: ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:o :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: ⭕o:rolleyes:⭕o :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes:⭕o:o:o:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/18 "2000-12-14T06:46:58Z")
Whoops! Left my G looking like a C-. Eh. Whatcha gonna do? :rolleyes::o ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/19 "2000-12-14T06:52:21Z")
Good thought, archiveguy, but you have the G a bit off. And I wanted to make it more seasonal . . . :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :mad::mad::rolleyes::mad::mad: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes: Comments? Should I get a life? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477/20 "2000-12-14T07:03:09Z")
Opal: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! I am so glad this is over with. Now maybe we can actually step back away from the bats and stones and see if things turn out well. If we all work together and give it a chance, maybe it will. Or maybe I’m tired of seeing 25 threads in GD bashing Bush. It gets old. [sub]and you’ll never guess who I voted for, so don’t assume[/sub]😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nooooooooooooooo/45477.md?page=2)