# Norfolk Dopefest, take two.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 24, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650 "2000-07-24T15:47:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/101 "2000-08-15T14:36:41Z")

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How could we forget you, **luna**!

You _will_ be wearing the belly shirt, correct?

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/102 "2000-08-15T14:47:38Z")

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I just had 2 kids, Chief, if I wore a belly shirt people would run screaming. How about some cleavage instead?

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**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/103 "2000-08-15T14:48:18Z")

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**Falcon** : Yeah, I’m in! And Peta Tzunami, who will claim she can’t play pool, will hustle you all, so watch out.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/104 "2000-08-15T14:49:17Z")

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Okay, so the NEW revised list is:

Aenea  
Falcon  
ChiefScott  
Satan  
Melin  
Pldennison  
Peta Tzunami  
Polycarp  
Mrs. Polycarp  
UncleBeer  
SmoothOperator  
Mr. SmoothOperator  
Lucretia  
bluesman  
Needs2know  
RTFirefly  
Mrs. RTFirefly  
Tark  
Cabbage (maybe)  
Montfort  
lunasea

Damn, 20 people…not bad!

And **Chief** , you can just keep hoping, honey. Dream on.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/105 "2000-08-15T14:51:08Z")

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Cool, Phil! Chief said he knew somewhere we could go, so I will leave it to him to provide you with details.

And I freely admit RIGHT NOW that I suck at pool.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/106 "2000-08-15T15:05:18Z")

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Drag your mind out of the gutter for a few at least Chiefy. Need a ladder? 😃 😃

Phil, I am at the same HoJo’s. I’ll be there around 2 or 3 pm. Let me know if you arrange any further details, I’ll meetcha somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/107 "2000-08-15T15:16:03Z")

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Upon further reflection, let me amend my comment.

I suck AT pool. Not IN a pool, not NEAR a pool…so get yer mind out of the gutter, sailorboy. I know you can do it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/108 "2000-08-17T19:35:48Z")

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Well as things look now, I won’t be able to make it to the Norfolk meeting.

My daughter is having trouble with her car and will need access to all family cars for the next few weeks as well as family members to ferry her to and from work and school. Also, because of my back I couldn’t possibly make the drive up and back in one day.

I’m terribly disappointed that I will miss it. I hope everyone has a great time.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/109 "2000-08-17T19:42:35Z")

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WAH!!!

No no no no no no no.

_pouts_

Sorry hon…was looking forward to seeing you again. Ah well…we’ll just badger Satan to throw another one in Raleigh.

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**Author:** ![Highlander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Highlander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Highlander)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/110 "2000-08-17T19:44:32Z")

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Melin says to say that she will indeed be there, and that she is looking for a ride back to Washington/Baltimore on Sunday. She has posted more about that over at Opal’s board. And as Falcon knows, Melin is probably also “in” for pool on Saturday.

I’m also supposed to tell you that she is sad that you aren’t going to be able to make it, Smoothie.

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/111 "2000-08-17T19:55:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Highlander \*  
> **Melin says to say that she will indeed be there, and that she is looking for a ride back to Washington/Baltimore on Sunday.**

Except for me, my car’s presently empty both going down from DC, as well as returning. Have her e-mail me, I’ll be glad to give her a lift.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/112 "2000-08-17T20:03:46Z")

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Heh-heh-heh…

He said, “Give her a lift!”

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/113 "2000-08-17T20:21:45Z")

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_smacks Chief on the nose, like a puppy_

Down boy.

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**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/114 "2000-08-17T20:37:04Z")

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Thanks Randy and Falcon. I put off making the decision as long as I could, but we are probably going to have to rebuild her transmission at the least or buy her a new car. Meanwhile my car will have to be available for her to use. I would use an unhappy smilie face, but I know that ChiefScott is testy and I don’t need a nuke in my back yard. I’ll be with you in spirit if nothing else. Someone start a water fight for me.

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**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/115 "2000-08-17T21:10:35Z")

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aenea, I was checking to make sure your e-mail address was available in case we wanted to make plans there (you joining us for pool?), visited your homepage, and saw that you read Harlan Ellison.

You are my new best friend. We will have much to talk about. Ellison, as it happens, is one of my top five favorite authors, and he is from my birthplace (which he and I both hate) of Painesville, Ohio.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/116 "2000-08-20T19:08:22Z")

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I just posted this on Fathom, so I’ll post it here as well:

Okey dokey…the plans are kinda loose in spots. The main advice I’ll give is this: I’ll be posting my room number at the hotel, so if you get in and want to know what’s up, call me. I’ll also post my cell phone number.

Moving on:

Saturday:

Sometime in the afternoon a few of us are going to go play pool. When depends on when Chief gets his ass off the ship. Where I dunno - Chief said he knew somewhere. So far it’s me, Melin, Phil, Peta, aenea, and Chief. If you’re in town, come join us!

6pm - dinner at Outback. To quote Chief: “It is the Ootback in the Waterside in downtown Norfolk at 333 Waterside Drive in the Waterside Marketplace across from the Waterside Marriott and the Waterside Marina – kind of a waterside festival area beside the water.”

After dinner: adjourn to a bar to drink, talk, and be merry.

Sunday: I’m staying in town all day Sunday, so if people want to do brunch or something, that would be great. However, my planning ends Saturday night. If someone wants to bring up the idea at or after dinner, fine with me! 🙂

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/117 "2000-08-21T13:42:14Z")

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\<sniff\> You forgot me… I’m used to it though. No, no – don’t bother to rerprint the whole list just to include me. \<wanders away crying pitifully\>

Jess – who is gonna wear a _really_ short, _really_ orange dress so no one will miss her at the actual event.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/118 "2000-08-21T14:51:50Z")

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Hey, I just won my bid at Priceline for a room at the Marriott! Hey Falcon, I’ll be seeing ya Saturday. I’ll be in town by 2pm or so, but check-in is not until 4pm.  
Brunch on Sunday anyone?

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/119 "2000-08-21T17:03:10Z")

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-take-two/26650/120 "2000-08-21T20:07:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jess \*  
> \*\*Jess – who is gonna wear a _really_ short, _really_ orange dress so no one will miss her at the actual event. \*\*

Hey, everyone, Jess is coming!!!

I’ll keep my eye out for ya there, don’t worry about that, Ms. Really Short Really Orange Dress.

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