# Norfolk Dopefest: Virginia is for lovers! ;)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 28, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976 "2000-08-28T00:31:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/61 "2000-08-31T14:11:18Z")

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Falc–I included you in my post. I also posted over at Fathom for anyone over there with pictures to share. And SOME of US have jobs right now and can’t spend ALL day making a webpage (even if we do sometimes check SD 5 or 6 times a day)!

Names maybe changed to protect the innocent; however, I’m innocent is the operative word! [winking smilie omitted]

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/62 "2000-08-31T14:13:03Z")

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DAMNIT! Omit “I’m” from that last sentence. Damn, damn, damn.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/63 "2000-08-31T14:14:56Z")

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But will they be posted before I take my two week hiatus (two whole weeks with my son… yipee!!) tomorrow?

I do have an impending sense of doom and can picture the Sword of Damocles above my noggin.

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/64 "2000-08-31T14:25:56Z")

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I’ll see what I can do about giving YOU a peak, Chief, but I haven’t even organized the pics received by time of day/event.

As far as that nervous feeling you both have…do you think I could EVER edit or manipulate a photo? Me?

[Slayertisements](http://www.geocities.com/b-watcher/slayertisements.html)  
[Slaywars](http://www.geocities.com/b-watcher/slaywars.html)

Naw–not me!

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/65 "2000-08-31T14:44:24Z")

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Putz.

If I were you I’d be taking a hard look at my priorities…

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/66 "2000-08-31T14:46:22Z")

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And I’ve had plenty of “peaks” in the last week, thank you.

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/67 "2000-08-31T15:20:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*Putz.
> 
> If I were you I’d be taking a hard look at my priorities… \*\*

\<batting eyes innocently\>Why what eva do you mean?  
Besides, I can whip those out in no time. Like you! Or so I hear. \<Oh! Hear that sizzle?\>

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*And I’ve had plenty of “peaks” in the last week, thank you. \*\*

I’d say “you’re welcome” but they weren’t my peaks!

What can I say, you bring out the **Innuendo Bitch** in me!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/68 "2000-08-31T15:26:10Z")

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You know, I think I’m going to just hide before the **Innuendo Bitch Putz** turns her eyes on me!

And Leigh-Anne? I’m not buying the innocent act. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/69 "2000-08-31T15:47:15Z")

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I like you.

And just for that Chief–I think I’ll make YOU wait two weeks so I’m sure its a good tribute to the weekend we ALL shared. Afterall, there were more people there than just you and Falcon…even if…naw, I won’t say it.

Falc: \<tooooo many…can’t…just one\>  
And I’m AM TOO innocent! \<stomping foot\> Chief has warped my fragile little mind.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/70 "2000-08-31T16:16:44Z")

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Peta -

Thank GOD I’m not at work, or I’d have people asking me why I’m laughing hysterically… (Too many! Can’t…just one!)

And I know you like me, but it does take two to tango, hon, so I’m sure I’ll get hit by some friendly fire. And btw, I liked the “whipping it out” comment. Nicely done.

And finally…your mind was warped LONG before Chief got to it. _grins_

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**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/71 "2000-08-31T23:40:03Z")

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This isn’t really related but since I brought it up earlier I figured I’d follow up on it (I thought it was kind of funny, too).

About the car I mentioned earlier being struck by lightning (at the football game), apparently it didn’t actually go up in _flames_ as I first thought; some of the electronics were destroyed, and the car wouldn’t run afterward. The funny thing is that Lee Corso had just picked Florida State and Kansas State to play for the national championship this year. The fans all booed him (the game was at Virginia Tech), then a couple of minutes later Corso’s car was the one struck by lightning!

A little story and video of it (the video’s kind of dark and you can’t make much out, though):

[http://espn.go.com/ncf/s/notsofast.html](http://espn.go.com/ncf/s/notsofast.html)

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/72 "2000-08-31T23:57:36Z")

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Wow, I had no idea it was his car. I guess there is an IPU, after all.

Thanks for the update, Cabbage.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/73 "2000-09-01T10:55:22Z")

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Dallas/Fort Worth Dopefest Photos are up!!!

Looks like they got someone down there who can get off her lazy innuendo bitch putz butt and get some important work done…

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/74 "2000-09-01T12:37:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*Dallas/Fort Worth Dopefest Photos are up!!!
> 
> Looks like they got someone down there who can get off her lazy innuendo bitch putz butt and get some important work done… \*\*

I’ve been spending the last 24 hours fasting and meditating on my priorities. Wow, you know, if I were you, I’d be a helleva lot nicer to the chick who can completely alter photographs and has a hole sh!tload of my images in a variety of POSITIONS…especially since SOMEONE commented that she “gives as good as she gets” though I suspect I’ll have to check with SOMEONE ELSE to see if “he gives as good as he gets…”

Now, Chief–you can get it fast or you can get it _good_…I know being at sea so long means you’re more interested in getting it fast, but we, women, we appreciate good quality in execution. (No offense intended to the DFW Dopefesters.) I _ **AM** _ still speaking about website pics.

See if I keep omitting smilies just for you!!

Cheers,  
Peta, _Pure-As-The-Driven-Snow_ (except when PLD’s driving!)

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/75 "2000-09-01T13:13:05Z")

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Hey, Peta, as long as you’re modifying images, can you replace all images of me with Cary Grant? I think it would make me much more likely to show up in those ‘crush’ threads. Thanks!  
Oh, and Chief- just remember, Peta has the power to turn your head into a smiley-face. Dare you taunt one with such a power?

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/76 "2000-09-01T14:36:00Z")

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When i am near a scanner, I shall have pix. I don’t know when this will be, unfortunately… ☹

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, three weeks, two days, 12 hours, 35 minutes and 5 seconds.  
5820 cigarettes not smoked, saving $727.62.  
Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 0 minutes.[/sub]

**_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead**  
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/77 "2000-09-01T14:50:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> If you do not have the time or resources to scan them and submit them to me digitally, never fear. You may feel free to snail mail them to me, and I’ll scan them and send them back. If that’s a bit pricey (depending on just how many pictures you took), feel free to send the negatives and I’ll have my own set of prints made for scanning and return the negatives to you (I wouldn’t mind some genuine photographic memories meself).

Interested? E-mail me private if so…

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/78 "2000-09-06T20:35:26Z")

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Hey, Peta!

I’m still not touching you.

When do we see some pics? Please?

(My apologies if there are major life events which have forced the delay, but everyone’s drooling over **techchick** and the Vegasfest, so I thought I’d bring it up again…)

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/79 "2000-09-06T21:32:06Z")

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Peta - YGM

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Yer pal,  
Satan

_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Four months, four weeks, 19 hours, 31 minutes and 6 seconds.  
6032 cigarettes not smoked, saving $754.07.  
Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, 40 minutes._

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norfolk-dopefest-virginia-is-for-lovers/30976/80 "2000-09-07T00:36:13Z")

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_pounds hands on table_

We want pics! We want pics!

So hurry it up, Peta!!! 🙂

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