# Norm Coleman Should Shut The Fuck Up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352 "2003-04-08T18:21:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/1 "2003-04-08T18:21:16Z")

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> “To be very blunt and God watch over Paul’s soul, I am a 99 percent improvement over Paul Wellstone,” Coleman said in a front-page story published in Roll Call. “Just about on every issue.”

If Norm was half the senator Wellstone was, he never would have even considered making a remark like that.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/2 "2003-04-08T18:56:27Z")

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Not that I want to defend Coleman or anything (I always found him smarmy when I lived in the Twin Cities), but from the article:

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> It was my responsibility to be more clear in my remarks to Roll Call. It was my understanding we were comparing my relationship to this White House to the relationship Senator Wellstone had with this White House. I would never want to diminish the legacy or memory of Senator Paul Wellstone, and I will accept full responsibility for not having been more accurate in my comments.

If indeed he was asked how his relationship was with the White House compared to Wellstone’s, I can certainly understand how he might phrase it that way. It was still perhaps lacking some in tact, but not the big slap in the face that the quote out of context appears to be.

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/3 "2003-04-08T18:56:56Z")

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It just doesn’t carry much weight when you say those things about yourself, does it?

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**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/4 "2003-04-08T20:41:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ferret Herder \*  
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> If indeed he was asked how his relationship was with the White House compared to Wellstone’s, I can certainly understand how he might phrase it that way. It was still perhaps lacking some in tact, but not the big slap in the face that the quote out of context appears to be. \*\*

I saw that. The whole thing still bothers me, though.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/5 "2003-04-08T20:46:07Z")

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Which White House was he referring to? Betcha Wellstone got along with Clinton about as well as Coleman gets along with Bush, and for largely the same reason, don’tcha think?

But Coleman would certainly have helped himself more by pointing out his capability of independent thought.

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/6 "2003-04-08T20:53:13Z")

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I’ve yet to forgive him for those damned commercials with his daughters.

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**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/7 "2003-04-08T21:16:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElvisL1ves \*  
> **Which White House was he referring to? Betcha Wellstone got along with Clinton about as well as Coleman gets along with Bush, and for largely the same reason, don’tcha think?**

Well, now, remember, Wellstone was much more liberal than Clinton. From what I heard, they did not get along so well together at first. Certainly Wellstone was never in Bill Clinton’s pocket the way Coleman is with G.W. Bush.

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> \*\*But Coleman would certainly have helped himself more by pointing out his capability of independent thought. \*\*

LOL! Independent thought! You can’t point it out if it doesn’t exist.

Why would a reporter even ask Coleman if he gets along better with the Bush White House than Wellstone did? Isn’t the answer pretty darn obvious? The reporter was probably asking just so he could get a smarmy quote like that, and Coleman fell for it!

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**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/8 "2003-04-08T21:48:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \*  
> \*\*I’ve yet to forgive him for those damned commercials with his daughters. \*\*

No kidding. I’ve yet to see any ice cream, either.  
…or did you have to vote for him to get any?

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norm-coleman-should-shut-the-fuck-up/167352/9 "2003-04-08T21:55:14Z")

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Coleman voted against drilling in the Alaska Wildlife reserves.

I didn’t vote for the guy, but if that doesn’t show thought independent of the White House, I don’t know what does.
