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[Elendil_s_Heir]

@robardin

Ever play the game about substituting “pants” into famous lines from movies or books (especially Darth Vader’s lines from Star Wars movies)?

“You are unwise to lower your pants.”
“A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.”

Or Princess Leia, objecting to the Death Star being focused on her home planet: “But Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants!”

Yoda: “I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants!”

I’ll stop now, because I’m snorting.

“Tinkle” is also funny.

Reminds me of adding the words “in bed” to every fortune cookie.

*You will be successful… in bed.

Beware of small cats… in bed.

This is your lucky day… in bed.*

[drewbert]

I can’t believe this thread has gotten so far without…

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[anyrose]

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[Elendil_s_Heir]

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