# North Korea: Unicorns and Rainbows!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/north-korea-unicorns-and-rainbows/642784>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/north-korea-unicorns-and-rainbows/642784 "2012-12-02T20:17:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/north-korea-unicorns-and-rainbows/642784/1 "2012-12-02T20:17:34Z")

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Well,

At least according to the North Koreans. They found [Unicorns](http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/11/30/166265699/north-korea-says-its-archaeologists-discovered-a-unicorn-lair)! Well, dead Unicorns but still Unicorns.

And, if I recall correctly, the most honorable and perfect leader already invented Rainbows. So, as we should have suspected, North Korea is the source of all little girls dreams.\*

Slee

\*Yeah, typing that was creepy.

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/north-korea-unicorns-and-rainbows/642784/2 "2012-12-02T20:23:16Z")

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“Mr. President, we must not allow a unicorn gap!”

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/north-korea-unicorns-and-rainbows/642784/3 "2012-12-02T21:11:27Z")

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I already posted a thread about [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=674094), but to my surprise it sank without a trace. It seems the DPKR is trying to compete with The Onion. I predict a thousand internet parodies. Here’s an [early responder](http://www.rjkoehler.com/wp-content/uploads/xlarge-540x303.jpg).