# Northern VA Multi-Birthday Dope Feb 15 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764 "2003-01-25T00:50:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/101 "2003-02-09T02:59:06Z")
Swap **Skulldigger** (wife) and **Jester** (college student Doper we can pick up) – she’s definite; he’s maybe (unless he upgraded to you privately). ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/102 "2003-02-09T04:40:12Z")
I am presently picking up zero people at Vienna Metro, leaving three seats still empty in the Triskadecamobile. Oh, well, unless someone sent me email this evening, which I haven’t checked yet. But I will. Tris ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/103 "2003-02-09T17:00:24Z")
This thread has gotten long enough that I’m no longer sure about the time and date. Will someone please post the time and date of the party again? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/104 "2003-02-09T17:06:12Z")
3:30 on the 15th. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/105 "2003-02-09T17:07:26Z")
The date is in the thread title. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/106 "2003-02-09T20:25:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > You may be an ass, RT. > > I’m just smart. What’s that, **Jonathan** - you say your ass smarts? Tell **Lady Chance** to use more lube with that strap-on. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/107 "2003-02-10T02:19:57Z")
My ass does smart. It’s all that crazy spanking (and sitting in uncomfortable chairs coding databases. That take, foul Marylander! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/108 "2003-02-10T11:46:17Z")
Goodness - is this to be the tone of the party? I’m aghast! I’m shocked! I’m looking forward to it more than ever now! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/109 "2003-02-10T12:00:24Z")
Welcome to the MADs, **FairyChatMom**! Robin ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/110 "2003-02-10T13:19:08Z")
**FCM** , don’t get too excited. They talk a good game, but they never actually spank one another. It’s kind of disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/111 "2003-02-10T13:28:17Z")
What? No spanking? Damn, and I already made my reservations. Oh well, I guess I’ll still show up. Jess (who made her reservations and is actually going to – barring Hell or high water – make it to another DopeFest at last!) ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/112 "2003-02-10T13:34:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\ ***FCM** , don’t get too excited. They talk a good game, but they never actually spank one another. It’s kind of disappointing. \*\* We just toned it down since you arrived. We didn’t want to offend your delicate sensibilities. That’s what Dave said, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/113 "2003-02-10T21:33:46Z")
In light of the most recent posts here, I don’t know whether to be excited of scared… I’m also wondering how wise it is of us to bring all the cakes. I’ve having visions of Three-Stooges-esque food fights. Or perhaps I should not have said that. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/114 "2003-02-10T21:46:25Z")
I personally prefer _Animal House_-esque food fights. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/115 "2003-02-10T23:08:44Z")
I’m a zit! Get it? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/116 "2003-02-10T23:21:05Z")
I would have thought Dave would be the first with that one. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/117 "2003-02-11T00:01:46Z")
Hey, we’re of a kind, Dave and I. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/118 "2003-02-11T00:09:48Z")
This is what frightens me. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/119 "2003-02-11T00:12:18Z")
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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/120 "2003-02-11T00:18:09Z")
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