# Northern VA Multi-Birthday Dope Feb 15

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764 "2003-01-25T00:50:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/121 "2003-02-11T00:20:08Z")

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You mean if I sit anywhere but across from you, I won’t get to meet her? Is that some new Dopefest rule? 😕

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/122 "2003-02-11T00:50:37Z")

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That’s really up to her, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/123 "2003-02-11T01:01:25Z")

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FCM, she’s a delightful child. Just sit by Lady Chance and you won’t have to deal with JC at all.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/124 "2003-02-11T01:17:12Z")

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**Ginger** , I kinda figured that might be the best strategy. Still, I’m practicing my best “Mom” glare[sup]TM[/sup] in case it’s needed.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/125 "2003-02-11T01:34:14Z")

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She’s immune.

But it might work on me.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/126 "2003-02-11T01:37:23Z")

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JC, all it takes with you is a flutter of eyelashes.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/127 "2003-02-11T01:48:17Z")

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Yeah, but will the two of you do it at _once_?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/128 "2003-02-11T01:51:29Z")

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I’ve tried that on him, and it doesn’t do jack. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/129 "2003-02-11T02:05:09Z")

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Clearly, RT, you need more eyeliner.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/130 "2003-02-11T06:33:31Z")

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Drop **Jester** from the list – he just informed me by e-mail that he has to attend a show on that day to satisfy a drama class assignment. But he sends his love to everybody.

(You’d think he’d at least show up in this thread! :dubious: )

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/131 "2003-02-11T09:01:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \*  
> \*\ ***Ginger** , I kinda figured that might be the best strategy. Still, I’m practicing my best “Mom” glare[sup]TM[/sup] in case it’s needed. \*\*

All my best “Mom” glare[sup]TM[/sup] does is make Aaron giggle. _sigh_ :eek: 🙂

Robin

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/132 "2003-02-12T14:11:14Z")

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I’ll bring the pointy party hats.

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/133 "2003-02-12T14:22:09Z")

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I’ll bring the fireworks.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/134 "2003-02-12T15:44:18Z")

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I’ll bring the bare feet.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/135 "2003-02-12T15:47:15Z")

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I’ll bring the moose.

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/136 "2003-02-12T16:30:52Z")

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Can somebody pick up a troll?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/137 "2003-02-12T17:08:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by welby \*  
> \*\*Can somebody pick up a troll? \*\*

Hmm…I’m not sure exactly how best to go about it. Should I try being suave? Attempt to wow it with my charm? Or should I just bring a large meal?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/138 "2003-02-12T18:19:32Z")

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Walk over a bridge. According the Baby Kate there’s one under each.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/139 "2003-02-12T19:10:19Z")

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Jeezum, don’t tell Uke Ike.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/northern-va-multi-birthday-dope-feb-15/150764/140 "2003-02-12T19:24:28Z")

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I’m still gonna bring my Speedo. 😃

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