# Norton's Zeal (and a mod warning)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nortons-zeal-and-a-mod-warning/326832>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 19, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nortons-zeal-and-a-mod-warning/326832 "2005-10-19T00:11:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nortons-zeal-and-a-mod-warning/326832/81 "2005-10-28T16:15:17Z")

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> [@fluiddruid](#):
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> We have no hearts.

That’s not what I heard.

Rumor has it that **Lynn Bodoni** really has the heart of a small child. She keeps it in a jar on her desk.

😃

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nortons-zeal-and-a-mod-warning/326832/82 "2005-10-28T19:52:19Z")

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I do NOT. I keep it on a shelf, next to the crystal skull. The cats like to wander around on my desk and knock things over. I lost a whole tank of Sea Monkeys that way.

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