# Nosejob, the pictures.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947 "2000-10-23T05:35:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/21 "2000-10-24T00:11:25Z")

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BUT: I think you looked absolutely perfect in your before pics.

O

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vidi vici veni!

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/22 "2000-10-24T00:19:13Z")

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> I think you looked absolutely perfect in your before pics.

Me too; I think you are beautiful. But I’ll bet it is nice to have the deviated septum fixed. I hope it wasn’t as painful as it looks. ////Sue\\

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/23 "2000-10-24T00:22:13Z")

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\*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \*  
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> Sorry, I have enough up top…I could offer you some close-up of my next bikini wax though. 😉 \*\*

I’m soooooo there… Woo to the Hoo!!

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/24 "2000-10-24T01:27:13Z")

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{{{Sue}}}

Glad to see you’re back! The new nose looks great - I hope it soon works great too!

(And since it seemed to work when I asked for nosejob pics, here’s my request for the ones from your next bikini wax!)

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/25 "2000-10-24T02:29:48Z")

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Sue,

The first pics look like you went through some serious pain, but I am amazed at how good you look by day six! You must be one seriously good healer.

My friend who had this done was still feeling like a train wreck after three WEEKS!

I hope you are happy with the results, I was one who thought you were beautiful BEFORE the surgery, but you are going to be Miss America material when you are completely healed!

And breathing freely, I hope.

Heal well,

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/26 "2000-10-24T03:14:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \*  
> \*\*I think you looked absolutely perfect in your before pics.
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Taint that the truth!

Your mouth reminds me of Tori Amos. Thats a good thing.

😉

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/27 "2000-10-24T03:28:16Z")

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Oh great. $6K down the tube for a new nose no one likes! 😉

(And **Scotti** …please quit! My face is already swollen enough, I don’t need my head to explode too!)

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/28 "2000-10-24T03:44:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \*  
> \*\*$6K down the tube for a new nose no one likes! !) \*\*

Dear GOD… do you know the STEREO SYSTEM I could get for $6K!!!

Fuck the nose!!!

_LOL_

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**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/29 "2000-10-24T13:20:28Z")

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Might I say…in a married, non-flirtatious (if that’s EVEN possible on these boards) sorta way…

Damn! You’re smokin’!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/30 "2000-10-24T13:59:29Z")

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Ok, I gotta ask. What happens if you sneeze while your face is so, well wife-beaterish? Would you pass out from the pain?

And, since no one else will ask the tough questions, if you had gotten your boobs done, wouldja have posted it 🙂

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**Author:** ![Idnew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/278dde/32.png) [@Idnew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idnew)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/31 "2000-10-24T14:14:53Z")

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I’m new so don’t know your reason for having this done, but…

> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Oicu812  
> I think you looked absolutely perfect in your before pics.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/32 "2000-10-24T22:13:46Z")

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> Fuck the nose!!!

Don’t. I’m begging you, don’t go there.

Just don’t.

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/33 "2000-10-24T22:38:10Z")

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Holy Bejezus Sue!  
You are HOT!  
(from what I see before the surgery)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/34 "2000-10-25T00:05:54Z")

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If you ever do think about getting your boobs done - don’t do it! Just send us pics of the now and the now.

😉

You be a babe, and I hope your new nose does all that noses should.

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/35 "2000-10-25T21:13:32Z")

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hahahahaha,

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> - Original poster GuanoLad \*  
> If you ever do think about getting your boobs done - don’t do it! Just send us pics of the now and the now.

hahahahahha  
I second that, and doubt anyone won’t

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/36 "2000-10-25T21:29:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
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> > Fuck the nose!!!
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> Don’t. I’m begging you, don’t go there.
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> Just don’t.
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> \*\*

Isn’t there a name for that?

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/37 "2000-10-25T21:38:13Z")

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yeah, it’s called a nose-job…

I tried that one before to the muted whisper of crickets

As for the bikini wax pictures, I’d be glad to drive up from Ohio to hold the camera!

And I’ve got to say, you are one fast healer! I’ve had friends get black eyes that didn’t start looking like your day 4 until mid-next week and your day 6…sheesh, they were lucky to have that after two full weeks.

Congrats.

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**Author:** ![Sangria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Sangria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sangria)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/38 "2000-10-25T22:04:58Z")

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If you were trying for Helen Hunt, then it worked.  
You can pick up her clothes at the cleaners and head for the next movie premier. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/39 "2000-10-25T22:15:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sangria \*  
> If you were trying for Helen Hunt, then it worked.

_GACK!!!_

:::hurl:::

Does that mean I’m a thinking-man’s babe? And here I thought I was just a bimbo!

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nosejob-the-pictures/37947/40 "2000-10-25T22:21:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> Ok, I gotta ask. What happens if you sneeze while your face is so…
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> …had gotten your boobs done, wouldja have posted it 🙂

Sneeze through the mouth! I don’t recall who advised me of it (someone here), but I took it to heart!

I don’t know, I doubt it. Too many underage people read this board and though I’m sure they would behave respectfully, I wouldn’t want to be responsible for anything illegal.

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