# Not about KelliBelli **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 1999, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259 "1999-10-08T21:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/1 "1999-10-08T21:16:00Z")
Psst- Has anyone else noticed that Kelli is nearing her 1000th post? Don’t tell her so it’ll be a surprise for her! Shhh! ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/2 "1999-10-08T23:19:00Z")
I think she already knows, she keeps posting the number of posts she now has. She is up to 995. She sure answers a lot on this board. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/3 "1999-10-08T23:48:00Z")
Gee, maybe that’s why she’s the most popular poster (see the latest popularity contest) - wish I had that much time to spend in SDMB - but then I have a life. ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/4 "1999-10-09T00:33:00Z")
So I guess if she was a knight she’d be Sir Postalot. Too bad about Papabear’s record (I think he had the record), him plodding along on the keyboard for all that time, brick by brick. These kids today. Blah-blah-blah and boom! Top banana. * * * “Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money” - Eazy E ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Hall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@Rich\_Hall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Hall)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/5 "1999-10-09T00:47:00Z")
Sure, leave my party at the Restaurant@eou again.OK I’ll come to your party. Now you have to catch her 1000th post, and if it’s not here, then copy it and paste here. ---
**Author:** ![JLPicard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/858c86/32.png) [@JLPicard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JLPicard)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/6 "1999-10-09T01:46:00Z")
RTA, you brought up something I was just thinking about the other day. Where did papabear go? I havn’t read a post from him in ages. * * * Bad spellers of the world… UNTIE ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/7 "1999-10-09T11:59:00Z")
it’s still only 995. The search function is fu\*\*ed up, so it’s hard to say where she will post. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/8 "1999-10-09T12:08:00Z")
**Kells-bells** is gone for the weekend. Don’t expect her to break quadruple digits until she returns to work Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 1999, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/9 "1999-10-12T00:27:00Z")
anybody keep track of this? ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/10 "1999-10-13T02:44:00Z")
## well here it was, then: Topic: When I have a cold, and I blow my nose…Why does snot bubble out the corner of my eye? posted by kellibelli posted 10-12-1999 07:36 AM This has happened to me for years…and its friggin gross. I blow the nose, and either hold the corner of my eye shut, or mop up the snot afterwards. Can anyone explain this to me? ## \*This is my 1000th post, and I saved this question just for the occaision…I felt it appropriate to ask something profound and important to honor this important occaision…and what could be more appropriate than this? \* tanstaafl Member posted 10-12-1999 07:40 AM There is a tube which connects the corner of your eye with your throat. Its purpose is to allow the tears produced by your eyes to drain away without dribbling down your face. I can’t remember the name of the tube, but I’m sure one of our medical experts will fill in the blank. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/11 "1999-10-13T08:07:00Z")
Hmm… Kellibelli: –posts from work –registered 7/9/99 –has 1018 posts as of this post ChrisCTP: –is a stayhome mom and addicted to this MB –registered 5/26/99 –has 565 posts including this post My question is: What does Kellibelli do for “work” and where can I find a job like it? ## She may be the favourite poster, but at least I get to claim this: “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/12 "1999-10-13T08:28:00Z")
Sunbear, Although I’m just another Economist - and God knows the world needs them 😉 - the tube running from your eyes to the back of your throat could be the very same one that also connect to your ears: Eustachius’ tube. ## Then again, I could be WAY off here. Ah well, just my 2 cents… Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-about-kellibelli/9259/13 "1999-10-13T12:08:00Z")
Chrisctp…this prooves the thoery that stay home moms work hard. 😉 Well…harder than me!