# Not angry at all.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-angry-at-all/757215>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 12, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-angry-at-all/757215 "2016-06-12T20:09:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Giraffes\_Can\_t\_Dance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Giraffes\_Can\_t\_Dance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffes_Can_t_Dance)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-angry-at-all/757215/65 "2016-06-13T05:41:14Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> Nice Alinsky reference, I’m sure that will help you with the Right Wing Small Penis Convention (I think you refer to them as NRA meetings) with Obama Bingo.
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> Not a single mention in this thread about automatic weapons so please keep making things up.
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> I’m a liberal who doesn’t need a gun because my cock is plenty big enough and I don’t have a bunch of people who want to harm me - what have you done to warrant this? Post bullshit on a message board? If you really think that so many people are out to get you that you need a _semi_-automatic high-powered gun with a [100-round magazine](http://www.surefire.com/mag5-100.html) then maybe you should stop being such an asshole. Just a thought.

Of course you don’t need a gun. You reside in some safe, lily-white domain, detached from the realities of danger. You’re also an ignoramus of a leftist, too sanctimonious to absorb the meaning of the 2nd amendment.

As for me:

I’m a libertarian who’s never owned a gun, nor even held one. I’m from a violent area in Chicago, where the strictest of gun laws have failed to stall the violence. All said laws do is make it hard for the good guys–many of whom are minorities being held hostage in their own neighborhoods–from obtaining guns. And I’ve got a big dick.

Now get back to your lily-white existence!

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