# Not as elaborate as Weirddave's, but hey, I'm workin on it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891 "2000-08-18T19:15:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891/21 "2000-08-20T02:45:27Z")
Yeah, sure, joint parties are fun. Besides, you said you got food, right? That’s good, cause inoci’s boat kicks ass, but the K-rations are starting to get stale. Yes, I’ve nestled myself comfortably in MPSIMS, it just fits me. Let everyone else have their “intellectual” conversation. Throw me a beer and some flirting anytime! Happy 100! ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891/22 "2000-08-20T03:01:11Z")
Wait it’s just me! don’t shoot! Toss down a ladder or somethin so I can join that party! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > **Hey everybody! Now we’re drunk, wild, looking for trouble, and HEAVILY ARMED!!! Let’s go!** Hey, that’s drunk, wild, looking for trouble, heavily armed, and we have crazy monkeys in pirate suits! ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891/23 "2000-08-20T03:08:59Z")
Hey, c’mon aboard! The more, the merrier! After all, more people means more inflation of Jester’s ego! If you get me REALLY drunk on imaginary power, I may go for rookie of the year! I could do it! Really! Hey, guys? Why are you all laughing at that? Oh, yeah, watch out for the monkeys, I think they have fleas. \ ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891/24 "2000-08-20T03:36:24Z")
Happy 50th Jester. Sorry, I can’t join you out there, the rotton guy at the dock wouldn’t let me have a boat. Be seein’ ya. ---
**Author:** ![Mamapotomus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891/25 "2000-08-20T03:45:43Z")
Hello! Beer delivery! I could only get two kegs on the jet-ski, I hope thats ok… Happy 50, Jester! Hey, I just noticed how close I’m getting to 100… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891/26 "2000-08-20T03:56:10Z")
::Flies over in flying boat, lands near the lifeboat.:: Hey, you can’t have a good party without something stronger than beer! ::Tosses some cases over to the lifeboat. The cases float, and they have ropes for easy towing. Smart, ain’t I?:: The brown bottles are whiskey, the clear ones are vodka, the green ones are absinthe. Or not, it depends on the jurisdiction. 😉 ::Notices crazed primates. Tosses them some bananas. Laughs as they grab wildly for them, eating them as fast as they can peels and all.:: Have fun! The plane’s autopilot will be set to follow the party, in case something more interesting happens. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-as-elaborate-as-weirddaves-but-hey-im-workin-on-it/29891.md?page=1)