# Not Cecil's Column, but Slug's drawing, this time

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789 "2003-05-03T03:24:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/1 "2003-05-03T03:24:22Z")

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Here’s the [link](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030502.html) to the column, but I’m not worried about what the Perfect Master wrote, but what hath Slug drawn?

The guy listening to the tape recorder and looking at the photo looks like a wonderful parody of ole J. Edgar Hoover. Who’s the clown holding up the plagarized words? I want to say it’s Richard Nixon (notice the nose). Any clues?

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/2 "2003-05-06T01:01:56Z")

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I would suggest either congressman John Rooney, or the professor schmuck at Boston University who was the “first reader” on King’s thesis.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/3 "2003-05-07T00:35:52Z")

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What I really want to know, is what’s the significance of the swimming monkey butt picture above the tape recorder?

No, wait, scratch that. I really probably **don’t** want to know that.

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/4 "2003-05-07T06:04:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chronos \*  
> \*\*What I really want to know, is what’s the significance of the swimming monkey butt picture above the tape recorder?
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> No, wait, scratch that. I really probably **don’t** want to know that. \*\*

I noticed that, too… but didn’t want to say anything ☹

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**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/5 "2003-05-07T13:47:16Z")

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um, guys…_monkey butt?_

J. Edgar…obsession with MLK’s love life… butt, leg, skirt surrounding same

you do the math.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/6 "2003-05-07T21:59:27Z")

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Oh, that’s a skirt? It looked like water, to me. And it really does look like a monkey.

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**Author:** ![ronbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@ronbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ronbo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/7 "2003-05-07T22:06:13Z")

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Count the Toes. The Big Toe is NOT opposable.  
Think 1930’s cartoons.

Let’s hear it for Slug for giving us something to talk about!

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-cecils-column-but-slugs-drawing-this-time/172789/8 "2003-05-08T00:23:47Z")

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The face with the nose over the board looks kind of like Spiro Agnew to me… which would be a little out of time warp, I think?
