# Not Coming To A Theater Near You **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742 "2009-11-07T23:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/301 "2009-12-15T19:41:34Z")
**Herpes, The Love Bug** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/302 "2009-12-15T19:57:58Z")
**The Habit:** Scientists manage to recreate Middle Earth Pipeweed and discover that it is not related to tobacco or marijuana, but something much more addictive. Rated R: Only for research scientists. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/303 "2009-12-15T20:52:00Z")
**Alfie Dog** - A womanizing chauffeur takes a turn to the dark side when he backs over the bratty kid brother of his latest conquest. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/304 "2009-12-15T21:32:32Z")
**Johnny Hansom** – A disfigured thief tries to restart his life with a horse and buggy. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/305 "2009-12-15T21:44:58Z")
**The Man Who Shot Liberty’s Valances** An interior designer and a photographer(John wayne, Jimmy Stewart) redecorate the hideout of an infamous gunslinger. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/306 "2009-12-16T00:59:43Z")
**Poultrygeist** - A family becomes embroiled in supernatural events when they move into a house built on the former site of a chicken processing plant. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/307 "2009-12-16T01:10:20Z")
> [@wedgehed](#): > > **Poultrygeist** - A family becomes embroiled in supernatural events when they move into a house built on the former site of a chicken processing plant. The next muppet movie, starring Gonzo as the protagonist. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/308 "2009-12-16T01:35:04Z")
**The Fifth Element:** The wonderful world of Boron. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/309 "2009-12-16T02:20:47Z")
_To Have and Have Not and Then To Have Again_ - A compulsive hoarder struggles, mostly unsuccessfully, to get rid of all of her stuff. _Manimal House_ - A shape-shifting crimefighter decides it’s time to go back to college, and finds the perfect fraternity. _Karmageddon_ - At long last, _My Name Is Earl_ makes it to the big screen! Earl, Randy, Crabman, Joy and all the quirky folks of Camden County must save the Earth from an approaching giant asteroid. _Snow White Christmas_ - A beautiful young woman bites into a poison apple, falls deeply asleep and can’t even be awoken by Bing Crosby’s and Danny Kaye’s singing. \* Gone with the Windows\* - Bill Gates makes a lonely stand against Sherman’s army in 1864 Atlanta. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/310 "2009-12-16T02:22:39Z")
**Jeopardy!: The Movie** ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/311 "2009-12-16T04:03:54Z")
**Clear & Present Dandruff** - CIA Analyst Jack Ryan is drawn into an illegal war fought by the US government against an international shampoo cartel. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/312 "2009-12-16T05:21:40Z")
**The Incredible Mr. Limpet** - a brilliant sociopath loves the Mediterranean so much that he gradually assumes the identity of the fish he was sent there to monitor. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/313 "2009-12-16T05:54:44Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > Terminator: Salivation: > He coming from the future to drool on you! Back to Back with **Great Expectorations** - Saloon spitoon cleaner, Spip, rises from poverty to become a famous artist with the support of a wealth benefactor. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/314 "2009-12-16T10:52:03Z")
**Evictus:** South African landlords are strict about the rent! ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/315 "2009-12-16T16:36:22Z")
**That Thing You Do From Another World** - After a spaceship crash lands on their drummer, a rock band enlists the alien passenger to help them conquer the music world. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/316 "2009-12-16T17:22:44Z")
**A Few Good Children of Men.** “You want the baby?! You can’t \*\*handle \*\*the baby!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/317 "2009-12-16T17:35:00Z")
_The Sheltering Sky Marshal_ - A Federal aviation-security officer loses his way in windswept Morocco. _Mother, Jugs and Speed Racer_ - You’ve never seen an ambulance go this fast. _A Few Good Mensch_ - Drama about an Israeli Army court-martial. _Peter Pandemic_ - Swine flu decimates Neverland. _Blue Velveteen Rabbit_- David Lynch’s surreal take on a beloved children’s classic, definitely not for the kiddies. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/318 "2009-12-16T17:48:52Z")
**At Play in the Fields of the Lard** - A group of Overeaters Anonymous missionaries descend on the Brazilian rain forest & turn it into a giant salad. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/319 "2009-12-16T17:49:23Z")
**Doctor Detroit Rock City** : Dan Aykroyd’s quest to attend a KISS concert. **Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures in Babysitting** : Wyld Stallyns is getting few bookings, so the guys try to make a few dollars by looking after neighbourhood children. **U2-571** : Concert film. Bono and friends perform aboard a decommissioned German submarine. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/320 "2009-12-16T18:45:36Z")
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