# Not Coming To A Theater Near You **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742 "2009-11-07T23:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/581 "2010-03-28T19:57:31Z")
**What’s Up, Spock?** Our favorite emotionally challenged alien’s attempts to win a Federation grant are thrown into chaos when he meets a wacky young woman who prematurely induces Pong Farr in him. Famos for its last lines: GIRL: They say Love is never having to say you’re sorry SPOCK: I find that highly illogical. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/582 "2010-03-30T15:55:02Z")
\*\*Forever Jung \*\*- A psychiatrist cryogenically frozen awakens to find his theories are considered derivative. He spend the rest of his life dreaming about what was. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/583 "2010-03-30T17:03:17Z")
\*\*Who’s A-Freud of Virginia Wolf?: \*\*“Martha, you frigid cunt-I mean, pass the salt!” **Batman Forever Young:** Micheal Keaton is revived after years only to discover that the franchise has sucked badly for several movies. **Slapchop** : An aging hockey player starts hawking kitchen gadgets. **Zorro: The Gay Bladerunner** : The Governors’ replicants are crushing the peasants. Who will stop them? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/584 "2010-03-30T18:31:00Z")
**The Mark of Zero:** A vigilante uses an old Japanese fighter plane to fight crime. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/585 "2010-03-30T19:03:14Z")
**Less Than Zorro:** Our heros drug habit is destroying him. **Watership Down Syndrome:** The world is a dangerous place when you’re a…special…rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/586 "2010-03-30T19:29:32Z")
**Torah Torah Torah:** A Japanese fighter pilot converts to Judaism Not to be confused with **The Talmud Guy.** ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/587 "2010-03-31T16:16:45Z")
The Third Man: Before there was the 8th Man there was the 3rd man. or "Lupin III searches for Harry Lime’s treasure. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/588 "2010-03-31T17:14:09Z")
\*\*8 1/2 Heads in a Duffel Bag \*\*- A hitman suffers a “killer’s block” after a bag mix-up at an airport, and spends the rest of the film trying to figure himself out before the mob takes him out. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/589 "2010-03-31T19:36:04Z")
**Hellboy’s In The Hood:** Hellboy cleans out south central L.A. **Dial M For Dyslexia** : A man wants to poison his wife but is having trouble reading the pill bottles… **Irony Man:** Everything Tony does has the opposite effect of what he intended. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/590 "2010-04-01T00:31:07Z")
**Revenge of the Smith:** A whiny metalworker is manipulated by a politician to overthrow the government. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/591 "2010-04-01T15:10:37Z")
**Illegal Aliens -** A ship bound looking for a cheap source of labor crash lands on the planet Sol 3. The resident species repairs the vehicle, but one female stows away… ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/592 "2010-04-01T18:24:41Z")
Just in time for April Fools its: Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Bugaloo: Merry and Pippin decide to stage a musical. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/593 "2010-04-01T19:14:07Z")
**Woodstock:** At long last, a full length feature all about Snoopy’s bird friend. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/594 "2010-04-01T19:26:44Z")
**Viva Los Alamos** : Elvis plays a rockin’ 50’s atomic scientist. Features the hit singles, “Atom and Eve,” “Megaton O’ Fun,” and “Armegeddon Married.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/595 "2010-04-01T20:09:24Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > Just in time for April Fools its: > Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Bugaloo: > Merry and Pippin decide to stage a musical. Or the never-published sequel to The Hobbit, The Hobbit in Outer Space. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/596 "2010-04-02T14:28:33Z")
**Slingblades of Glory:** Stranz and Fairchild return from prison to exact vengeance on Chazz and Jimmy ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/597 "2010-04-02T22:42:54Z")
**Mariachi, Full of Grace:** A traditional Mexican folk band become drug mules. Hilarity ensues when they cross paths with a group of hitmen using a similar disguise. ---
**Author:** ![JollyGoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dec6dc/32.png) [@JollyGoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JollyGoon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/598 "2010-04-04T11:29:39Z")
**The beachy head** a young American played by Leonardo DiCaprio is travelling around the world when he comes across a map which leads him and 2 friends on a whirlwind adventure featuring drug dealers, vicious sharks and the meaning of life and finally death over the white cliffs of a sleepy East Sussex town. Or, something else…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/599 "2010-04-04T17:14:46Z")
**A History of Violins:** A small town man can’t escape his legacy of orchestral music when suspicious visitors appear claiming to be old band mates… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/600 "2010-04-04T17:35:30Z")
**The Full Monty Python and the Meaning of Life** : behind the scenes documentary of the gay orgies that took place during the making of the film. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742.md?page=31)