# Not Coming To A Theater Near You **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742 "2009-11-07T23:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/601 "2010-04-04T17:59:11Z")
Erogon: Cute, sexy, busty female dragon inducts young man into adulthood. Rated “F” for furry. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/602 "2010-04-04T18:13:49Z")
**Last of the [Melungeons](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melungeons)** – not satisified with the genocides of other garden variety racial groups, a band of Skinheads go after some hard to find and hard to identify mountain folk. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/603 "2010-04-06T14:24:05Z")
\*\*Land of the Lost Boys \*\*- A family gets transported back to Transylvania of the 1800s, and encounters their ancestors, who happen to be vampires. Spoiler Alert! Will Ferrell gets attacked by real vampires on set and dies, ending a series of bad movies COMING to a theater near you ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/604 "2010-04-06T14:36:53Z")
Dos Boot – A German Submarine encounters computer problems deep in the Atlantic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/605 "2010-04-06T14:53:43Z")
_Thunderballs_ - James Bond finally reveals the reason women find him so irresistable. _Under Her Majesty’s Secret Service_ - Bond must go spelunking when an evil genius tunnels beneath MI6’s headquarters. _Freddy Got Goldfingered_ - Tom Green takes the 007 franchise in a surreal but relentlessly unfunny direction. _You Only Live Thrice_ - Despite the best possible medical care, Bond finds he still has only a third as many lives as the average housecat. _Diamonds are Temporary_ - Bond must stop a mad scientist who has invented a ray which dissolves diamonds, threatening to undermine the South African economy, and oh, the hell with it. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/606 "2010-04-06T20:52:01Z")
_ **Mas Put** _ - The first submarine deployed by the Mexican Navy has a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy that comes under fire when some of the seamen explode under pressure. Rated M for “Maria” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/607 "2010-04-09T19:41:32Z")
**Least of the Mohicans** : the story of “Sits On Couch” the laziest Mohican in the tribe. **The Teen Commandmants:** “Thou Shalt Not Squeal” and “Thou Shalt Rebel against Conformity In The Exact Same Way As Everyone Else” are but two of the edicts handed down by the cool kids in this high school epic. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/608 "2010-04-09T22:25:36Z")
**Cosa Nostradamus:** The future will unfold according to his predictions OR ELSE! Alternate tagline: Nice future you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/609 "2010-04-10T21:51:31Z")
**Darth Passage:** While recovering from his transition to Vader, Anakin Skywalker hides out at Obi Wan’s ex girlfriend’s house and plots revenge on his enemies. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/610 "2010-04-11T01:19:43Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > **Cosa Nostradamus:** The future will unfold according to his predictions OR ELSE! Alternate tagline: Nice future you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it. I’d watch this. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/611 "2010-04-11T15:23:15Z")
**The Big Red Nun** : She may be married to God, but she fights for the proletariat! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/612 "2010-04-11T18:37:10Z")
**The Scotsman:** The classic song is now a full length motion picture. Rated R for Ring Ding Diddle Iddle I de O. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/613 "2010-04-11T21:30:49Z")
_The Onion Filed_ - Gritty drama about life in a clerk of court’s office during a high-profile cop-killer case. _The Tiny Easy_ - A shrink-ray makes crooked New Orleans cops especially hard to catch. _Speedier_ - In this high-tech sequel, a runaway bus is fitted with warp drive. _The Last Girl Scout_ - A hard-boiled female cop gets to the bottom of shady goings-on in professional women’s soccer. _In the Line of “You’re Fired!”_ - The Secret Service brings in Donald Trump when budget problems lead to downsizing. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/614 "2010-04-13T00:48:34Z")
Dragonball ZZZ: I don’t know what it’s about cause I fell asleep. Master Baiters of the Universe: All about fishing…what did you think it was about?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/615 "2010-04-13T12:47:19Z")
**Sexual Predator** : An extraterrestrial with high-tech gear begins stalking groups of big, well-muscled soldier types. Especially ones with big guns… ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/616 "2010-04-13T13:48:09Z")
_ **Backdraft to the Future** _ - Marty and Doc must travel back in time to prevent a fire in Chicago, despite the presence of a corrupt administration. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/617 "2010-04-13T17:26:20Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > Dragonball ZZZ: > I don’t know what it’s about cause I fell asleep. I believe you mean _Drag_\*-On \*_Ball ZZZ_. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/618 "2010-04-13T18:07:37Z")
**Star Trek: Worst Contact:** The Borg encounter the Paklids. Despite a message from the Federation encouraging them to assimilate the Paklids, The Borg refuse to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/619 "2010-04-13T20:21:10Z")
**Trek Wars:** The question of which space opera is better will finally be answered. No actual action, but lots of charts and graphs. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/620 "2010-04-14T16:18:59Z")
Eragonball Z: The scene where Saphira transforms into a Super Saiyan is incredible. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742.md?page=32)