# Not Coming To A Theater Near You **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742 "2009-11-07T23:23:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/882 "2010-08-12T01:36:37Z")
**Salt-n-Pepa** : Two rappers are discovered to be double agents for the Russians. On the run, they’re pursued by an enigma called Agent 80s. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/883 "2010-08-15T18:15:16Z")
Eat Prey, Love: Predators get together for dinner and romance. The Expandables: Famous actions film stars can’t stop eating. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/884 "2010-08-15T19:13:02Z")
**Sects in the City:** A comparative overview of the various religions to be found in a large metropolitan area. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/885 "2010-08-17T13:36:31Z")
**YouTube-571:** When a Russian nuclear submarine runs into problems, the crew stays calm by watching home movies of each other. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/886 "2010-08-17T17:04:13Z")
Guardians Of Ga’losh: These boots kick ass. Guardians Of Ga’loot: Can teens save these big friendly people from Evil? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/887 "2010-08-17T17:11:54Z")
**Salt**. Angelina Jolie narrates this three-part, seven-hour documentary adaptation of the book by Mark Kurlansky. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/888 "2010-08-17T19:31:50Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > **Salt**. Angelina Jolie narrates this three-part, seven-hour documentary adaptation of the book by Mark Kurlansky. I’d watch it. But only if they included a trailer of COD. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/889 "2010-08-18T00:10:25Z")
**K9: The Widowmaker:** In an effort to rein in spiraling defense costs, the Russians experiment with a submarine entirely manned by dogs. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/890 "2010-08-18T16:16:54Z")
Lara’s Soft: Toon Raider: She’s stolen Freddie The Fox and Screwy Squirrel but can she pull off the ultimate heist: Mickey Mouse? The Seven Year Bitch: Is it inevitable that after seven years of marriage your wife will turn into a bitch? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/891 "2010-08-18T16:22:51Z")
**The Appointment** : In order to rise in his company, C.C. pimps out Fran and arranges rendezvous with the executives in his bachelor pad. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/892 "2010-08-18T18:12:38Z")
**The Tricycle Thief:** The heretofore unknown prequel to Vittorio De Sica’s masterpiece. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/893 "2010-08-19T18:56:43Z")
**All Quiet on the Southern Front** : Told through the eyes of several young, jingoistic Arizona Minutemen recruits who become disilliusioned with killing illegals, especially when one falls into the recently built 1,969-mile moat with a dying wetback he just shot. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/894 "2010-08-20T04:36:38Z")
**E.P. the Extraterrestrial:** After accidentally killing a young truck driver, an alien becomes the world’s most famous rock star. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/895 "2010-08-20T18:16:54Z")
Soylent Hill: “We’re made of people !” Evil, dead, malformed people, that is. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-coming-to-a-theater-near-you/516742/896 "2010-08-20T18:25:12Z")
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