# Not even worth a creative swear

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 13, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392 "2001-09-13T17:44:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author: ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/1 "2001-09-13T17:44:00Z")

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You stupid fucks.

read it again. you stupid fucking fucks.

I’m trying to fucking find people in the middle of this mess, going to survivor and missing lists, and in the middle of the list I see that YANKEES RULE is safe and sound at noon today. And in fact YANKEES WINALL is also safe at about nine this morning.

You stupid fucks.

Do you understand how fucking inane and insensitive and utterly…just…fucking stupid you are?

Go cheer for the yankees in your bedroom while you whack off to pictures of Bea Arthur you fucks. The rest of us are actually concerned for human lives.

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### Author: ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/2 "2001-09-13T17:55:20Z")

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Sadly, they think they’re being so very clever.

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### Author: ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/3 "2001-09-13T18:09:11Z")

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And I’m sure the Yankees really appreciate the support of their team at this time :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/4 "2001-09-13T20:07:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*  
> while you whack off to pictures of Bea Arthur you fucks. \*\*

Great! I can’t shake the image!

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### Author: ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/5 "2001-09-13T21:32:31Z")

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I’ve also noticed that Howard Stern is apparently alive and well. Sigh. Some people have no understanding of what it means to be a civilized human being.

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### Author: ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/6 "2001-09-13T21:50:52Z")

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I’m sure I totally empathise with your point, but what the hell are you talking about?

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### Author: ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/7 "2001-09-13T23:17:47Z")

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I’m assuming that there is a website where folks can post the names of WTC survivors. Some idiots are, apparently, abusing this privilege by posting team slogans and joke names on it. If this post seems emotionless, it’s only because my fists are clenched with rage, and I’m typing with my knuckles.

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### Author: ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/8 "2001-09-13T23:32:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \*  
> \*\*I’m sure I totally empathise with your point, but what the hell are you talking about? \*\*

[http://www.ny.com](http://www.ny.com) has a list, updated every fifteen minutes with survivors that have been found or contacted. Two of my boss’ good friends worked in two world trade and I’ve been monitoring the list to find them.

Periodically, some stupid fuck is signing in as “YANKEES RULE!!!”

jarbaby

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### Author: ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/9 "2001-09-13T23:58:26Z")

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It says, “We’re editing out the false entries as fast as we can, please be patient.”

[http://www.ny.com/wtclist.html](http://www.ny.com/wtclist.html)

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### Author: ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/10 "2001-09-14T00:12:09Z")

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Now there’s one named “Yankees fill the puta”, condition, “critical”. “Puta” of course being Spanish for “cunt”.

And “Mohamed Ali-gator”, who notes, “Make the love”.

And “Paccbet Aberrant Freak” who says he’s in “critical” condition.

“diana alvarez” says she’s “okay”, and her location is, “World Trade Center”.

“sharon ariel” is evidently “okay”, but instead of being in Jerusalem, he says he’s “hijo de tu madre”, which I believe is Mexican for “fuck you”.

Assholes. :rolleyes: Total assholes. No, wait–dumb _cunts_.

And dear Jesus, look at the names with “critical” and the name of a hospital next to them. Some nurse, no doubt, put their names into the database for them.

Double dumb cunts, to jerk around with something like this. :mad:

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### Author: ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/11 "2001-09-14T09:11:15Z")

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I like Bea Arthur.

She’s a perfectly respectable woman, so please don’t associate her with these people. And anyway, it’s really terribly difficult to whack off to her picture.

So I’m told.  
Redmaude

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### Author: ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/12 "2001-09-14T14:32:25Z")

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I read in the paper this morning that some people are apparenly putting names of real people who were in the building on survivor lists when they haven’t been found.

The families are livid.

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### Author: ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/13 "2001-09-14T14:33:49Z")

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Fuck. That’s just sick.

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### Author: ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-even-worth-a-creative-swear/81392/14 "2001-09-14T14:34:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \*  
> \*\*I read in the paper this morning that some people are apparenly putting names of real people who were in the building on survivor lists when they haven’t been found.  
> \*\*

That’s just cruel.
