# Not for Amy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789 "2000-06-08T19:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/1 "2000-06-08T19:27:41Z")
Hey Amy, if that’s you please hit the back button on your browser at this time. OK I’m curious. What the heck IS felching anyway? ---
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/2 "2000-06-08T19:38:37Z")
It involves small, shaven animals and asses. Remember the Richard Gere/gerbil story? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/3 "2000-06-08T19:43:25Z")
Dook’s got it half right, it does involve asses. More than that, I can not tell, I’m already feeling queasy. ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/4 "2000-06-08T19:49:15Z")
:: hoping this isn’t some kind of inside joke between Moe and Amy :: It’s when a guy ejaculates into a rectum (male or female) and sucks out the remains with any kind of cylindrical mechanism, usually a straw. However, the mouth can be used in times of desperation. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/5 "2000-06-08T20:12:45Z")
Yuck! Sorry I asked. But I of course could not have gone the rest of my life without knowing, curiousity knawing away at my soul. ---
**Author:** ![Amy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Amy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/6 "2000-06-08T20:18:59Z")
Oh my God! Someone tell me this is a sick joke. Oh my God!!! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/7 "2000-06-08T20:21:57Z")
\*\*Amy: > [@](#): > > Oh my God! > Someone tell me this is a sick joke. > Oh my God!!! \*\* You aren’t supposed to be here. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/8 "2000-06-08T20:22:45Z")
Hey, what is she doing in here! Uumm… Gotcha!!! That’s right Amy, ::weak, forced and very suspicious laughter:: he he… just a joke… he he… boy we sure had you going there for a while… he he… now let’s all leave and never speak of this again. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/9 "2000-06-08T20:22:51Z")
Amy, it’s an infamous urban legend, often attributed to Richard Gere. (So too is his alleged homosexuality.) See [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm) for details. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/10 "2000-06-08T20:27:23Z")
**hides the communal feltching straw behind his back** …so I guess a date is out of the question. _L_ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/11 "2000-06-08T20:31:03Z")
But why would someone want it BACK? I mean, what would he DO with it? It’s not like he’ll never have any more . . . ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/12 "2000-06-08T20:31:34Z")
Apparently, it’s considered a very intimate kind of thing. Not my cup of tea, but I’ve heard of more unusual sexual practices. That amputation fetish springs immediatly to mind: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=13834](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=13834) [Link repaired by UncleBeer] ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/13 "2000-06-08T20:33:20Z")
Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/14 "2000-06-08T20:35:27Z")
Someone has to ask **vandal** , How exactly did you happen to come across that information? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/15 "2000-06-08T20:39:13Z")
The way I heard it you suck , then blow it back in . Repeat to fade … ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/16 "2000-06-08T20:56:22Z")
> [@](#): > > The way I heard it you suck , then blow it back in . Repeat to fade … _bleh…ewwwwwwwwww…gross…nasty!_ That is some sick stuff and what gets me is that so many people know about it. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/17 "2000-06-08T21:02:26Z")
You’ve just stumbled into one of the SDMB’s buzz terms (which should pretty much delineate the tone we’ve set around here). For a long while, felching made it into easily 1/3 of the threads in MPSIMS, and into a few other choice threads in the other forums. If you need any more questions answered about this, uh, recreation, direct your inquiries to Coldfire. He loves this kind of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/18 "2000-06-08T21:04:06Z")
Well, it’s not like we all get together and DO it, down in the Rumpus Room, or anything like that. But everyone who’s been hanging out here since…oh, I think it was last September that the Great Felch Postings took place?..now has “felching” field away in his/her verb vocabulary. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/19 "2000-06-08T21:15:19Z")
Amy, Amy, Amy. I _triiiiied_ to warn you. But did you listen to your wise friend, Shayna? No. You saw the question posed in the OP and just kept on scrolling. Now next time will you listen to what I tell you and trust me? ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789/20 "2000-06-08T21:16:41Z")
> [@](#): > > **vandal, How exactly did you happen to come across that information?** The subject of sexual slang came up once in a human sexuality class I took in college. The usual terms were brought up. Tea bagging, rimming, felching, etc… You get the idea. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-for-amy/21789.md?page=2)