# Not just "A" new job -- "The" new job

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191 "2006-03-20T20:21:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/21 "2006-03-21T00:11:53Z")

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That’s wonderful news, **twickster**! Best of luck!

By my count, that’s two people who are supposed to bring donuts to Gettysdope III.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/22 "2006-03-21T00:20:18Z")

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Congratulations! You’ll be the best editrix ever! The Queen Bee!

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**Author:** ![Adoptamom\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Adoptamom\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adoptamom_II)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/23 "2006-03-21T00:35:29Z")

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Congrats!

And if you’d like to feature a GREAT non profit with THE most beautimous gardens please feel free to contact me. Better Homes and Gardens is doing a spread on our place and will be shooting in June.

:::doing the happy dance for you:::

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/24 "2006-03-21T00:35:44Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> (And here I thought ‘working at the puzzle factory’ meant you worked for the CIA…)

That’s the puzzle _palace_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/25 "2006-03-21T01:54:24Z")

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Congrats! Hope your magazine includes lots about growing veggies and the like. I only plant stuff I can eat.

And it takes all types - my Dad’s army buddy edited “Modern Sanitation and Maintenance” - a magazine for people who manage janitors, for decades.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/26 "2006-03-21T02:12:07Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> Congrats! Hope your magazine includes lots about growing veggies and the like. I only plant stuff I can eat.

Yup – ornamental, of course – but also plenty on veggies – plus fruit trees, etc. I’m also hoping we can do some articles on community gardens and other projects by nonprofits and other neighborhood-based groups (ahem, **adoptamom** ), and not just home gardens. Plus hard-hitting articles on organic pest control and the like. Unleash the ladybugs!

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> And it takes all types - my Dad’s army buddy edited “Modern Sanitation and Maintenance” - a magazine for people who manage janitors, for decades.

Well, I’m guessing there’s gonna be an article or two on compost in my future… 😃

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/27 "2006-03-21T03:39:33Z")

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That’s really fantastic news. Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/28 "2006-03-21T12:26:52Z")

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Let me know the name of the magazine, and I’ll subscribe.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/29 "2006-03-21T14:21:25Z")

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> [@Madd Maxx](#):
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> Let me know the name of the magazine, and I’ll subscribe.

I’ll have a booth at Gettysdope. 😉

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**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/30 "2006-03-21T14:34:33Z")

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!  
What a perfect fit for you  
(although I suppose this will put you out of range to meet for lunch ☹ )

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/31 "2006-03-21T15:17:53Z")

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> [@Pandora](#):
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> (although I suppose this will put you out of range to meet for lunch ☹ )

I was thinking about you this morning as I drove to work – I’m here through April 7th, let’s get together before then! I’ll email you.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/32 "2006-03-21T19:47:50Z")

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congrats, twickster. see it as job karma, then.  
i’m not a gardener, but i do like me some garden fresh cucumbers. just…send em on over my way…with some salt and a peeler and i’m a happy trevor.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/33 "2006-03-22T02:44:53Z")

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That’s excellent!

I’ve never known anyone else (except my former coworkers) that worked in a puzzle factory- I did it when I was about 17 or 18. Cool job, but did pay for shit. Congrats on the new gig!

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/34 "2006-03-22T02:54:38Z")

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Ooh! And do features of different seasons in one garden and also feature different areas of the country and how they garden to reduce water usage and improve soil via composting etc.  
I loves me some garden mags!  
I have to ask–what kind of puzzles? (I was picturing jigsaw, but somehow, I doubt that…)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/35 "2006-03-22T03:06:53Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> I have to ask–what kind of puzzles? (I was picturing jigsaw, but somehow, I doubt that…)

Word puzzles: crosswords, word-finds, etc. I was in charge of “etc.”

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/36 "2006-03-22T14:13:02Z")

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Gardening subjects Shirley Would Like to See:

**Becoming a Worm Farmer** I forget the technical name of worm farmers but worm poop is called _castings_. I want to do this.  
**Setting fire to your neighbors 20 acre weed patch so that it no longer contaminates your veggie garden and how not to get caught or do jail time.** There might be a limited readership with this one.

**When the Veggies are Ripe the Friends and Relatives start crawling out of the wood word. Discuss.** Its like winning the lottery around here in mid to late august.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/37 "2006-03-22T14:14:04Z")

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Wood **Work.**  
Time for more coffee.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/38 "2006-03-22T14:19:02Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Word puzzles: crosswords, word-finds, etc. I was in charge of “etc.”

oh. So _YOU_ are the evil person who fiendishly ruins all attempts at relaxation on loooong flights, eh?  
\<notes **twickster’s** license plate and model/make of car\> Oh, OK.

😃  
**Shirley** --I would read the burning one. I would also read the one about installing an irrigation system that diverts your neighbor’s napalm (aka weed killer)off your lawn and flower beds/veggie gardens…and sends it back to HIS toxic lawn.

Heh.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/39 "2006-03-22T14:26:45Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> Gardening subjects Shirley Would Like to See:
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> **Becoming a Worm Farmer** I forget the technical name of worm farmers but worm poop is called _castings_. I want to do this.

Vermiculture.

Just read a book about this over the weekend – well, on worms in general – give me your address and I’ll send it to you.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-just-a-new-job-the-new-job/349191/40 "2006-03-22T15:10:04Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Vermiculture.
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> Just read a book about this over the weekend – well, on worms in general – give me your address and I’ll send it to you.

“Worms Eat My Garbage”?

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