# Not many people know that...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 28, 2004, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647 "2004-10-28T11:32:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/201 "2004-11-21T20:01:54Z")

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> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/202 "2004-11-21T20:11:02Z")

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Man has once visited the Marianas Trench, for 20 minutes, and found out it was covered in a 500-foot layer of salt.

But a local island of theives stole all the salt after they left. They took a red Swingline stapler too.

Tripler  
Mankind filed a TPS report on the theft. Did you get _that_ memo?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/203 "2004-11-22T00:10:18Z")

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> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#):
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> Are you sure it was a man? It might have been a schoo boy.

A schoo boy _tried_ to visit Mariana’s Trench in 1960, but he only lasted 20 seconds.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/204 "2004-11-22T01:38:04Z")

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After high schoo, I concentrated on Saline. She was a co-ed. She was one in a million. We went to Yale together. Then, to the moon. She was deep. I only explored her once, for 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/205 "2004-11-22T03:55:54Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> I only explored her once, for 20 minutes.

In 1960.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/206 "2004-11-22T04:03:12Z")

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Did you know that [man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=283407&page=1&pp=50) I swear it’s true. Visit the link.

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/207 "2004-11-22T17:04:24Z")

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> [@Fuji Kitakyusho](#):
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> inanimate carbon rods  
> Yale co-eds
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> [rest of list mercifully deleted]

Inanimate carbon rods and Yale coeds in the same list? What were the odds of that?

Way good, actually, since Yale coeds generally have to settle for carbon rods, since Yale coeds generally take _way_ more than twenty minutes to, uh, well, um, ya know. . . .  
[cites: _God and Human Sexuality at Yale_, Alfred Kinsey, William F. Buckley, Jr. (unpublished 1960 monograph), p. 1069; _Girls of the Ivy League_, Playboy Enterprises, annual feature, _passim_.]

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/208 "2004-11-23T06:11:59Z")

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> [@the deepest part of the](#):
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justonce,in1960.for20minutes

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/209 "2004-11-24T15:14:04Z")

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> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> _**[RIGHT]MAN[/RIGHT]**_  
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> justonce,in1960.for20minutes

So many spoilers. Is there a conspiracy you are trying to out, or are part of the conspiracy?

But yes, man **has** visited the deepest part of the worlds oceans, Challenger Deep in the Mariana’s Trench, just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes. The scientists found Yale co-eds, just out of high schoo, partying and drinking margaritas, eating salted pretzels, and “playing” with inanimate carbon rods. They went just once because the lure of these sirens was almost too great to overcome. If man goes back, he may never return, being lured and then killed by the Mermaids of the Challenger Deep.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/210 "2004-11-24T15:15:23Z")

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There must be a conspiracy! The spoilers didn’t make it to my previous post. Someone is trying to keep us quiet!

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/211 "2004-11-24T15:25:20Z")

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Oh, sit down and shut up!

[obligatory 😉 disclaimer]

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/212 "2004-11-24T15:30:14Z")

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> [@BJMoose](#):
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> Oh, sit down and shut up!

☹ Okay, I will, but only for 20 minutes, in 1960.

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**Author:** ![jester5150](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@jester5150](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jester5150)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/213 "2004-11-25T21:29:09Z")

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thats pretty funny

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/214 "2004-11-26T02:19:32Z")

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Wait a minute…you’re telling me that in 1960, Yale co-eds smoked marijuana while harvesting inanimate carbon rods on the moon? For 20 seconds?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/215 "2004-11-26T04:46:17Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> Wait a minute…you’re telling me that in 1960, Yale co-eds smoked marijuana while harvesting inanimate carbon rods on the moon? For 20 seconds?

No, no NO! Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/216 "2004-11-26T05:20:38Z")

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> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> No, no NO! Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

To meet the co-eds? I’m confused. 😕 \<- See ?

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**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/217 "2004-11-26T11:57:09Z")

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Dorothy Parker said “If all the girls who attended the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit suprised” [If all the girls who attended the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit suprised.](http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/2019)

Dorothy Parker died from drinking enough gin to fill the Mariana’s Trench in a twenty minute time period. Once.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/218 "2004-11-26T13:35:23Z")

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The deepest part of Mary Anne’s trench tasted salty to me… but I was only down there for 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/219 "2004-11-26T15:37:02Z")

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> [@Eleusis](#):
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> The deepest part of Mary Anne’s trench tasted salty to me… but I was only down there for 20 minutes.

Well it was 1960. Hygeine standards were a little different than today. I bet you never tried that again.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-many-people-know-that/271647/220 "2004-11-26T16:24:36Z")

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Is **legion** the OP, or does it describe the amount of posts that are going to make up this thread?

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