# Not My Urologist... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328 "2017-03-16T19:04:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/1 "2017-03-16T19:04:06Z")
Words fail me: Man claimed on Facebook he ran a circumcision service — from his ‘cabin in the woods’ > **[Man claimed on Facebook he ran a circumcision service — from his 'cabin in...](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/josh-chubbs-circumcision-operation-charges-carbonear-1.4023942)** > > A Carbonear, N.L., man has been charged with practising without a medical licence after asking a woman questions about her son's penis. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/2 "2017-03-16T21:15:03Z")
That’s an interesting cottage industry… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/3 "2017-03-16T22:03:42Z")
Low cost service. Works for tips. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/4 "2017-03-16T22:23:27Z")
Impersonating a medical professional? Talk about hu bris! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/5 "2017-03-16T23:18:29Z")
“he never finished his urology training because he fell into the funeral business.” Six inches, six feet, what’s the diff. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/6 "2017-03-17T01:20:32Z")
His name is Chubbs. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/7 "2017-03-17T13:31:13Z")
If they made his life into a movie, would Leonardo DiCaprio play him? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/8 "2017-03-17T15:12:21Z")
> [@](#): > > he asked her inappropriate questions about her son’s penis What _appropriate_ questions could a guy ask a kid’s mom about her son’s penis? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/9 "2017-03-17T15:31:47Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > His name is Chubbs. The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/10 "2017-03-17T16:16:48Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > That’s an interesting cottage industry… :eek: Considering how much cottage cheese he must see. :eek: (We really do need an “icky” emoticon.) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/11 "2017-03-17T16:41:14Z")
Looks like just down the peninsula is the town of Dildo, so, if he makes a mistake, at least someone has a fallback. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/12 "2017-03-17T17:16:16Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > What _appropriate_ questions could a guy ask a kid’s mom about her son’s penis? “I’m not creepy, by the way. I have _training_!” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/13 "2017-03-17T21:00:40Z")
Canada, eh? It’s probably just the tip of the iceberg. ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-my-urologist/782328/14 "2017-03-17T21:12:16Z")
Iceberg, Steinberg, what’s the diff, eh?