# not that anyone cares, but... (or: thank you, tubadiva!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998 "2001-07-10T21:48:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roger_the_Shrubber)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/1 "2001-07-10T21:48:14Z")

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Thanks, tubadiva. I asked her to change my name, and got a prompt reply…

Everyone say hello to the New Me.!.

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Formerly PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/2 "2001-07-10T22:11:54Z")

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You may well be the first head that can think.

Damnit, that was supposed to be funny or something.

::Sigh::😉

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/3 "2001-07-10T22:28:20Z")

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Hello New You!

:giggle:

I had to do that.😃

Oh, and **iampunha** , that was funny. I got it. Of course, that doesn’t say much for me. Oh, never mind. I can’t say anything right. I just keep rambling on about stupid things…

(the above was brought to you in part by my Weak Synapses(sp?). Always failing to do correctly things)

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/4 "2001-07-10T23:35:27Z")

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Aww, man! I liked **PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger**. It made me think of the One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater. Thinking of that made me wonder, did “One Eyed”, “One Horned”, “Flying” and “Purple” refer to the People Eater, or describe the type of people it liked to eat? All those adjectives just give me a headache…

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/5 "2001-07-10T23:47:19Z")

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Hey, it works!

[singing]  
It was a One Eyed, One Horned, PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger,  
One Eyed, One Horned, PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger,  
One Eyed, One Horned, PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger,  
Sure looks good to me!  
[/singing]  
[Here are the lyrics](http://www.angelfire.com/pa/purplepaul/purpeat.html), by the way.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/6 "2001-07-10T23:52:29Z")

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Oh, shoot. I just looked at my post and now I notice that the phrase **New You** should actually be **New _Me_**. Darn. I told you my synapses are weak.

**Kamandi** , you crack me up! Now I am going to be singing that song the rest of the night. So, why are you the last boy on earth?

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/7 "2001-07-10T23:53:45Z")

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See, told you. I can’t even get the coding right.

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/8 "2001-07-10T23:58:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*  
> **Kamandi** , you crack me up! Now I am going to be singing that song the rest of the night. So, why are you the last boy on earth? \*\*

I’m just a fan of Jack Kirby. And, hey, I aim to please.

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**Author:** ![Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roger_the_Shrubber)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-that-anyone-cares-but-or-thank-you-tubadiva/71998/9 "2001-07-11T00:59:21Z")

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I think everyone’s drunk.

Kamandi: I liked PHYS too, but people had complained that it weirded up their browser. did mine, too. off PHYS goes…

\<cletus\>  
to wait for a woman of less discriminatin’ tastes.  
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also,

quote:  
Aww, man! I liked PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger. It made me think of the One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater. Thinking of that made me wonder, did “One Eyed”, “One Horned”, “Flying” and “Purple” refer to the People Eater, or describe the type of people it liked to eat? All those adjectives just give me a headache…

I ALWAYS wondered that too! always! whenever I would mention it, people would look at me like i’m crazy…

[not saying that i’m not… 🙂]
