# Not the sharpest tool in the shed. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954 "2011-12-21T16:16:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![slitterst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@slitterst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slitterst)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/41 "2011-12-21T19:26:41Z")
Dumber than advertised. Doesn’t have the common sense that G-d gave lettuce. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/42 "2011-12-21T19:30:23Z")
Biscuits and gravy without the gravy. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/43 "2011-12-21T19:46:24Z")
Couldn’t spell Cat if you spotted him the C and the A. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/44 "2011-12-21T19:49:54Z")
So dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/45 "2011-12-21T19:57:02Z")
Couldn’t find his arse with his own two hands. One beer short of a six pack. Two coupons short of a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier\_Breath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/76d3ee/32.png) [@Xavier\_Breath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier_Breath)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/46 "2011-12-21T19:57:42Z")
I swear he rides the short bus. Sits behind the driver and licks the windows. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby\_Slippers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/94ad74/32.png) [@Ruby\_Slippers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby_Slippers)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/47 "2011-12-21T19:58:57Z")
IQ of a houseplant ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/48 "2011-12-21T20:01:28Z")
Not very smart. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/49 "2011-12-21T20:01:55Z")
Wears a pony tail to hide the valve stem. ---
**Author:** ![smee\_goan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@smee\_goan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smee_goan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/50 "2011-12-21T20:11:36Z")
Nurse dropped him on his head at birth. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/51 "2011-12-21T20:28:47Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > So dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb [enters booth, pulls lever, opens curtain & leaves] ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/52 "2011-12-21T21:04:06Z")
> [@Butterscotch](#): > > Couldn’t find his arse with his own two hands. Couldn’t find his ass with both hands AND a road map. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/53 "2011-12-21T21:05:14Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Not very smart. I don’t think you quite get what we’re doing here… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/54 "2011-12-21T21:10:23Z")
Unencumbered by native intelligence ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/55 "2011-12-21T21:10:42Z")
Dumber than bowl of mice. Low albedo. If his bus were any shorter, it’d be a lawnmower. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/56 "2011-12-21T21:12:24Z")
Room temperature IQ and I am not talking Fahrenheit. > [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > Two small objects short of a collective noun. I do like that one. ---
**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/57 "2011-12-21T21:12:41Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I don’t think you quite get what we’re doing here… > > 😉 Two breaths short of a whoosh? ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/58 "2011-12-21T23:00:57Z")
Doesn’t know his ass from a big green rock. Couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a flashlight. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/59 "2011-12-21T23:01:01Z")
The elevator only goes down. The factory’s running, but it makes something different now. Every village has one. If we had seventeen more of him, we’d have a golf course. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed/606954/60 "2011-12-21T23:25:31Z")
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