# Not the way to get a date... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 14, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549 "2006-07-14T22:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/1 "2006-07-14T22:15:37Z")
[Hee hee!](http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/14/911.misuse.ap/index.html) If you don’t want to read the link, a woman was visited by an attractive deputy. So smitten was she that she called 911 and pleaded with the dispatcher to find out who the hot cop was, and send him back to her door so she could meet with him. Send him they did…to arrest her for misuse of the 911 system. Well, hopefullly they got to chat on the way to her booking. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/2 "2006-07-14T23:06:31Z")
She was hoping he’d let her off with a spanking instead… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/3 "2006-07-15T02:07:24Z")
I believe she was runner up on Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person In the World” segment. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/4 "2006-07-15T02:34:04Z")
There’s a link to the entire 911 call on [Inside Edition’s](http://www.insideedition.com/ourstories/inside_stories/story.aspx?storyid=286) website. Sheesh. Desperate much? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/5 "2006-07-15T02:38:51Z")
Someone has _got_ to find me a picture of this cop! God knows I could use a man. Ok, really, I’m just curious what he looks like now. I just googled him but couldn’t find a pic. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/6 "2006-07-15T03:44:02Z")
I just listened to the audio link in **Mindfield’s** cite, and the woman did say, “just blame it on my dog”. . . . She made no mention of whether or not her dog was burning. I just thought I’d add that. Tripler Really, you can hear it for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/7 "2006-07-15T05:02:54Z")
god, I can’t believe I’m gonna say it but… I burning your dog? ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/8 "2006-07-15T05:31:35Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Someone has _got_ to find me a picture of this cop! God knows I could use a man. > > Ok, really, I’m just curious what he looks like now. I just googled him but couldn’t find a pic. Sorry, but I’d rather not post my picture right now. I have to say, it was quite awkward when I went back that second time to arrest her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/9 "2006-07-15T05:36:54Z")
> [@Talon Karrde](#): > > Sorry, but I’d rather not post my picture right now. > I have to say, it was quite awkward when I went back that second time to arrest her. > > 😃 Get OUT. This is SO one of those times that I hope I’m not being whooshed, and you really are the subject in question. 'Cause that would be so…beautiful. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/10 "2006-07-15T05:38:53Z")
On a second glance… Oregon does not = Minnesota. Bleh. Oh well. So! How 'bout them…somethingorother baseball team…? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/11 "2006-07-15T06:00:11Z")
Isn’t that just like a man. Just when you think you’ve found a good one, right away he wants to put you in handcuffs. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/12 "2006-07-15T12:41:16Z")
Well, if she’s got a thing for cops, it stands to reason that she might _like_ getting the cuffs on. Start worrying when she shows signs of a Taser fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-the-way-to-get-a-date/364549/13 "2006-07-15T13:44:18Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > She was hoping he’d let her off with a spanking instead… And after the spanking, the oral sex. I feel a bit sorry for her. I don’t think she meant any harm. She was just bloody stupid. But the story is too big and they have to make an example of her.