# Not very clever in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 16, 2016, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905 "2016-05-16T09:47:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/261 "2016-05-22T19:53:32Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Only got lost twice enroute to FCM’s house (once was my fault, the other I blame Mooomm for (she said follow rte 235 South instead of sticking with rte5 Glad you made it. She gets a kickback from the thuggee. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/262 "2016-05-22T20:18:53Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*MetalMouse \*\*- glad you got home safely. And you are mistaken about my sister being mildly crazy - she’s flat-out bananas!!! Well, you know her best… > [@](#): > > I think \*\*swampy \*\*needs to host a southern gathering - he cooks, he has a hot tub and a ceemint pond, and we could do our best to have his neighbors wonder about him… 😃 You mean his neighbors _ **don’t** _ wonder about him now? 🆒😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/263 "2016-05-22T20:49:50Z")
The neighbors have long ago ceased to wonder about me. I, however, remain mostly suspicious of them. 😃 **MOOOOOOM** cool mug! 🆒 **MetalMouse** glad you’re back at home safe and sound. This afternoon has consisted of N.O.L., the washin’ up of dishes, and nappage. The monumental task of rollin’ the biiiiiiiiiiiiiig trash can _all the way down to the road_ remains. Woe is me. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/264 "2016-05-22T20:57:44Z")
Cool Mug **Mooommm**. Lazy day as usual at Butters’ Abode. **Louie** didn’t even get his bath yet but there is still time. Loved the photo’s of the Mump Fest. I agree **Swampy** should host since he loves to cook and has that cement pond and all. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/265 "2016-05-22T21:59:04Z")
I just closed the slider door on **Lucky Louie’s** tail. He is fine and already wagging it but I feel like the worst dog mama ever. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/266 "2016-05-22T22:03:09Z")
My high school friend brought her boxer/pit mix yesterday - he crashed into my back screen door and pretty much demolished the screen. I’d wanted to replace it anyway - Taz had been climbing it and there were tons of small holes. Now there’s a big one! 😃 You know Louie is thinking “I can milk this for a few extra doggy treats!” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/267 "2016-05-22T22:14:43Z")
Pour the guilt on Lucky Louie! 😃 I managed to get up enough energy to drag the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig trash can _all the way down_ to the road. Go Me! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/268 "2016-05-22T22:39:23Z")
I was dozing in front of the TV, and \*\*FCD \*\*said I was tired because I hadn’t done anything all day. He forgot the 3 loads of laundry, the dishes ( in the dishwasher and done by hand,) the critter water dish, and making dinner. No, I didn’t do anything, did I?? :smack: To be fair, he did sleep thru most of my chores… I think I’ll sleep with Mel tonight. Oh, yeah, and it’s still raining. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/269 "2016-05-22T22:56:15Z")
That _is_ a cool mug, **Moooom** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/270 "2016-05-22T22:57:45Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I was dozing in front of the TV, and \*\*FCD \*\*said I was tired because I hadn’t done anything all day. > > He forgot the 3 loads of laundry, the dishes ( in the dishwasher and done by hand,) the critter water dish, and making dinner. Kill him now, while there is still time… ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/271 "2016-05-22T23:02:23Z")
😃 **swampy** you must be exhausted. **MMOOOMMM** I am sure your friend felt terrible. Now another project for you since you are so energetic all the time.😃 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/272 "2016-05-22T23:31:10Z")
> [@missred](#): > > **ruble** , I did wear a lift brace yesterday, against the therapist’s advice. I don’t think he figured I’d be back on so soon. 😃 Clearly he ain’t met many bikers. 🙂 On that note ----- after almost 4 hours of a rain delay they finally called the game and we finally got on our bikes and headed home. The one guy always carries this old little magnetic chess set so we had a tourney at our seats (under cover - we aren’t that stupid - all the time) while we just enjoyed the silliness of it. They only got in one inning and none of us will be able to make any of the games we can exchange the tickets for. So I passed them on to my neighbor who is a licensed scalper. What the heck - he helps me trim the hedges and the Pirates don’t; so there! 😛😃 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/273 "2016-05-22T23:35:55Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I was dozing in front of the TV, and \*\*FCD \*\*said I was tired because I hadn’t done anything all day. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Kill him now, while there is still time… Better yet, try Lutheran Jitsu — its more painful than jiu jitsu because it involves an unidentifiable hot-dish made by a total stranger. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/274 "2016-05-22T23:38:01Z")
\*\*Butters \*\*- that particular project will be taking the door to the little hardware store across the street from our car guys. My friend offered to pay for it, but it’s not that big a deal, and I wanted to replace it anyway. \*\*FCD \*\*informed me that my fabulous pineapple upside down cake doesn’t go well with Higgs farts. Who knew??? 😃 I won’t attack my poor, suffering sweetie. Fingers crossed that when he sees his dr. tomorrow, he’ll come home with surgery scheduled for Weds… ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/275 "2016-05-23T00:28:20Z")
Just a drive bye and wave. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/276 "2016-05-23T00:48:19Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Check out the [very cool mug](http://s72.photobucket.com/user/fairychatmom/media/party%205-21/DSCN2756_zpsqsryzxxy.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0) \*\*MetalMouse \*\*gave me!! Not only the trim and graphics, but the shape - it’s not your everyday standard mug! The woman pictured on the mug, is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJmAYiozjCI) her? > [@swampbear](#): > > The neighbors have long ago ceased to wonder about me. He’s just known as the weird one in the neighborhood, no wondering about it. :o Left home ≈ 8:45 & didn’t get home until ≈ 18:30. Part of that time was spent chasing ruggus rattuses thru a playground, not mine, but the ones I went there with. Pan cooked sliders bought @ Wegmans. Prolly spent longer cleaning the stovetop & counter than cooking those splattery little suckers. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/277 "2016-05-23T00:55:52Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > The woman pictured on the mug, is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJmAYiozjCI) her? Is this [_she_](https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Annex-Andress-Ursula-She_03-e1275051863743.jpg) ? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/278 "2016-05-23T00:56:55Z")
I shall now join OYKW in the boudoir. I’s tahrd. After all I did drag the biiiiiiiiiiig trash can _all the way down to the road_. 😃 Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/279 "2016-05-23T00:59:46Z")
I watched hockey. I did laundry. I went to a minor league baseball game with the hockey Booster Club(It reminded me why I am not a baseball fan) Now watching more hockey and pondering dinner. [quote=“FairyChatMom, post:259, topic:754905”] And you are mistaken about my sister being mildly crazy - she’s flat-out bananas!!! My kind of person!😃 > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I think \*\*swampy \*\*needs to host a southern gathering - he cooks, he has a hot tub and a ceemint pond, and we could do our best to have his neighbors wonder about him… 😃 I concur. : waves back at **sari** : **Spidey** , yes, it is the same lady. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905/280 "2016-05-23T01:15:47Z")
That’s a pretty mug, **Mooooom**. Not enough [del] violence [/del] action in baseball, **doggio**? 😃 Chilling a while before bedtime. Mondays come waaaayyyy too early. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-clever-in-the-mmp/754905.md?page=15)