# Not yet a doper but working on it! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908 "2005-09-03T16:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChaChaHeels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@ChaChaHeels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChaChaHeels)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/1 "2005-09-03T16:52:26Z")
Hi everyone, ``` I've been reading the SDMB for almost two years now and finally joined as a guest. I'm much more of a reader than a poster but figured it was worth a try. Even though I have been watching from the sidelines I've been here for boil threads, penis ensues, latex division-all that stuff. As of today I have 30 glorious days to spend with you folks and I look forward to it! Cha Cha Heels ``` ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/2 "2005-09-03T17:05:32Z")
Welcome! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/3 "2005-09-03T17:08:21Z")
if they get you with the goat thing, could you let me know what it means ? thanks. ---
**Author:** ![ChaChaHeels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@ChaChaHeels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChaChaHeels)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/4 "2005-09-03T17:18:10Z")
Thanks Celyn! Well I’m guessing the goat won’t be mentioned until I pay my dues so if I decide to join and I survive it, i’ll let you know! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/5 "2005-09-03T17:33:38Z")
You _know_ you want to join us. You _know_ you want to be a Doper. _You know_, and yet you won’t commit - why is that, I wonder?? Welcome anyway. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChaChaHeels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@ChaChaHeels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChaChaHeels)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/6 "2005-09-03T17:39:03Z")
Well I just got out of a long relationship with another message board and… I’m sure I will join I just want to dip my feet in first! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/7 "2005-09-03T18:46:16Z")
> [@ChaChaHeels](#): > > I’m sure I will join I just want to dip my feet in first! Well, I certainly won’t dip my feet in _you_: nice girls don’t _wear_ **ChaChaHeels**! ---
**Author:** ![ChaChaHeels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@ChaChaHeels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChaChaHeels)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/8 "2005-09-03T18:52:49Z")
I hate you and I hate Christmas! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-yet-a-doper-but-working-on-it/319908/9 "2005-09-03T20:11:19Z")
Hey, maybe we should think twice before giving this newbie the goat treatment – after all, if we mess around with her, [we won’t know what to do.](http://www.lyrics007.com/Eartha%20Kitt%20Lyrics/Cha%20Cha%20Heels%20Lyrics.html) Maybe she’ll kill and skin the goat, then use the leather for a new pair of **ChaChaHeels** …