# Not your ordinary Pit material, I guess

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 7, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228 "2011-07-07T20:50:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/21 "2011-07-08T17:03:47Z")

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I don’t ignore anybody. I like to see what kinds of crazy thinking is going on out there, and then watch people self destruct in fascination and horror. It’s not like you have to respond to the crazy, you know.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/22 "2011-07-08T20:14:47Z")

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The crazy stupid people are about the only thing keeping me coming back here.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/23 "2011-07-08T21:38:59Z")

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_This post is from somebody on your Ignore List. Click here to read the post._

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/24 "2011-07-08T21:44:35Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> _This post is from somebody on your Ignore List. Click here to read the post._
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

This would have been neutron-bomb-level funny if you’d left off the signature.

Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/25 "2011-07-08T22:12:45Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> The crazy stupid people are about the only thing keeping me coming back here.

See, everyone? I _ **am** _ good for something around here! 😛

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/26 "2011-07-10T21:55:58Z")

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I am dying to know who these annoying posters are, and I can’t seem to figure it out on my own. It sounds like people I would enjoy knowing have finally gotten their due - any allowable clues you can drop? My only ignore lister is a she, and unfortunately she’s still sucking up air around here.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/27 "2011-07-10T22:10:36Z")

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I don’t think we’re allowed to talk about who’s on our ignore lists (though maybe we can in the Pit). Having said that, this thread and the linked ATMB thread comes on the heels of Dio’s banning. If you read the ATMB thread, a few more get banned along with him.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/28 "2011-07-10T23:04:24Z")

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JoeyP is off a bit there. Dio got a one month suspension (and not for his typical behavior that pisses almost everybody off). Another poster also got a one month suspension. A couple other follks DID get banned.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/29 "2011-07-10T23:06:53Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Dio’s banning.

O frabjious day! I was praying that this was what all the lobbed remarks were leaning to, but I seriously couldn’t work my way back to it. You have just made the rest of my Sunday afternoon a joyous scavenger hunt. Thank you so much!🆒:D:cool:

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/30 "2011-07-10T23:10:45Z")

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Nothing like a good gloat to warm the cockles of your heart. Well, yours, at any rate.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/31 "2011-07-10T23:11:31Z")

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See above.

Hate to burst your bubble. But at least you’ll have a nice July.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/32 "2011-07-11T00:23:02Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> JoeyP is off a bit there. Dio got a one month suspension (and not for his typical behavior that pisses almost everybody off). Another poster also got a one month suspension. A couple other follks DID get banned.

:smack: Obviously, I meant to say suspension, slip of the fingers I suppose. My mistake.

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/33 "2011-07-11T00:32:41Z")

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> [@singular1](#):
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> I am dying to know who these annoying posters are, and I can’t seem to figure it out on my own. It sounds like people I would enjoy knowing have finally gotten their due - any allowable clues you can drop? My only ignore lister is a she, and unfortunately she’s still sucking up air around here.

I’ll just quote my own ATMB post:

> [@Have to say that I like the new improved Banhammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-to-say-that-i-like-the-new-improved-banhammer/588211/41):
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> I believe that we’re talking about the banning of **Le Jacquelope** and **athelas** , and the suspensions of **Diogenes the Cynic** , **New Deal Democrat** , and **CitizenPained** , as listed in [ATMB].

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**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/34 "2011-07-11T03:05:14Z")

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I don’t disagree with any of the recent bannings or suspensions based simply on past behavior. I was wondering where the unexpected calm came from. I have to ask, because I missed the drama, what the fuck did Diogenes the Cynic do that finally pushed him over the edge? After all the shit he’s gotten away with over the years, it was must have been big. Can we bet that when the suspended posters come back they will just go back to their old tricks again? BTW, I don’t have anyone on my ignore list.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/35 "2011-07-11T03:17:16Z")

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> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#):
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> I don’t disagree with any of the recent bannings or suspensions based simply on past behavior. I was wondering where the unexpected calm came from. I have to ask, because I missed the drama, what the fuck did Diogenes the Cynic do that finally pushed him over the edge? After all the shit he’s gotten away with over the years, it was must have been big. Can we bet that when the suspended posters come back they will just go back to their old tricks again? BTW, I don’t have anyone on my ignore list.

The thread where suspension was announced is in ATMB and you can see the four linked threads there. The most recent one is probably what really did it. I have no interest in re-hashing the thread in question, but it seems that someone suggested they were going to attempt to ask his daughter out to prove a point (but said “try it on her” which made sense in the context of the thread). Dio, in all his glory, interpreted that as the poster suggesting he was going to rape his 11 year old daughter (he had not at this point mentioned his daughter was 11 that I know of). He got modsmacked for twisting words.

[Here’s where it starts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13656407#post13656407) with ZPG saying telling Dio that he can’t stop a guy from seeing his daughter.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/36 "2011-07-11T05:27:06Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Dio, in all his glory, interpreted that as the poster suggesting he was going to rape his 11 year old daughter (he had not at this point mentioned his daughter was 11 that I know of). He got modsmacked for twisting words.

I dunno how commonly known it was, but I seem to recall his daughters being described as kids once or twice. I myself have enjoyed enraging the ogre by making self-evidently true statements like “You know, when your daughters are old enough, someone will want to fuck them.” In fact the alternative preposition, that _no-one_ will want to fuck them, strikes me as far more insulting.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/37 "2011-07-11T12:10:36Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> I dunno how commonly known it was, but I seem to recall his daughters being described as kids once or twice.

He mentioned that, but as someone else pointed out, now one is going to wade through almost 60,000 posts to find out if he’s ever mentioned how old his daughter is.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/38 "2011-07-11T12:51:41Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> The cynic in me believes my least favorite poster will be back soon.

Howdy, partner!

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/39 "2011-07-11T13:51:07Z")

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I approve the OP’s message. Perhaps we can have about a month without a combination of a particular poster moving the goalposts when he’s losing an argument, coupled with an inability to determine that only the Pope’s opinions are the same as facts. (And even for him, only when he’s sitting in his fancy Pope-chair.)

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-your-ordinary-pit-material-i-guess/588228/40 "2011-07-11T13:55:58Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> The cynic in me believes my least favorite poster will be back soon.

I agree - so I’m not taking Dio off my ignore list.

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