# Notable Quotes (Nonreligious)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 21, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457 "2017-10-21T18:39:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/1 "2017-10-21T18:39:51Z")

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I thought we could use a thread featuring quotes that offered insight or inspiration. And since this is my thread, I am prohibiting religious guff.

I’m reading John Steinbeck’s _East of Eden_ now, and last night I came across this little nugget: “No one who is young is ever going to be old.” This nicely sums up my own point of view during my wasted youth. Back then, I was convinced I had a million years ahead of me.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/2 "2017-10-21T18:44:00Z")

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"Fools names like Fools faces, always found in public places " don’t know who said it!

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/3 "2017-10-21T19:11:33Z")

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“Anyone can oppose, it’s fun to be against things, but there comes a time when you have to start being for things as well.” from the film _The Libertine_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/4 "2017-10-21T19:51:05Z")

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“Stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything” I am pretty sure it is in a song, but I don’t where it originated

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/5 "2017-10-21T21:39:45Z")

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“The blues isn’t about feeling better; it’s about making other people feel worse! And making a few bucks while you’re at it.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy, _The Simpsons_

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/6 "2017-10-21T21:49:55Z")

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"i"before “e” except after “c”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/7 "2017-10-21T23:12:49Z")

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“Make memories you can live with.” Robert Knott

(Sidenote: _East of Eden_ was one of the best things I had to read in high school. I actually bought a copy.)

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/8 "2017-10-21T23:20:32Z")

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I learned three things in Zurich during the war. I wrote them down. Firstly, you’re either a revolutionary or you’re not, and if you’re not you might as well be an artist as anything else. Secondly, if you can’t be an artist, you might as well be a revolutionary… I forget the third thing.

- Tom Stoppard

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/9 "2017-10-22T00:43:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> “Stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything” I am pretty sure it is in a song, but I don’t where it originated

Maybe you’re thinking of this lyric from ‘Aaron Burr, Sir’ from ‘Hamilton’:

LAURENS:  
_Burr, the revolution’s imminent, What do you stall for?_

HAMILTON:  
_If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?_  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/10 "2017-10-22T00:45:33Z")

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_The less you care, the happier you’ll be._

(generally applies to the work environment)  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/11 "2017-10-22T01:11:36Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> > [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> > “Stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything” I am pretty sure it is in a song, but I don’t where it originated
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> Maybe you’re thinking of this lyric from ‘Aaron Burr, Sir’ from ‘Hamilton’:
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> LAURENS:  
> _Burr, the revolution’s imminent, What do you stall for?_
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> HAMILTON:  
> _If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?_  
> mmm

Well, it is definitely from an [early-90s Aaron Tippin country song.](https://youtu.be/Z_s-Qk07KxA)

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**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/12 "2017-10-22T01:31:57Z")

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“It won’t get better if you pick it.”

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/13 "2017-10-22T01:40:36Z")

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From Bull Durham:

“The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.”

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/14 "2017-10-22T02:46:13Z")

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_“The better you look, the more you’ll see.”_

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/15 "2017-10-22T03:31:57Z")

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> “Make memories you can live with.” Robert Knott
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> (Sidenote: _East of Eden_ was one of the best things I had to read in high school. I actually bought a copy.)

_I believe there are monsters born in the world to human parents. Some you can see, misshapen and horrible, with huge heads or tiny bodies. . . . And just as there are physical monsters, can there not be mental or psychic monsters born? The face and body may be perfect, but if a twisted gene or a malformed egg can produce physical monsters, may not the same process produce a malformed soul?_

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/16 "2017-10-22T04:18:34Z")

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“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try!”

_—Homer J Simpson_

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/17 "2017-10-22T04:19:39Z")

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“You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

_—Alphonse Capone_

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/18 "2017-10-22T05:23:31Z")

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“Old age is the most surprising thing that can happen to a man.”–Leon Trotsky, (although an ice pick through the head was not exactly on his to-happen-to-me-today list)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/19 "2017-10-22T07:39:42Z")

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“A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.”

_—Chuckles the Clown_

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notable-quotes-nonreligious/799457/20 "2017-10-22T07:42:11Z")

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“If I’d’a known what’s what, I’d’a gone in college.”

_—Mickey Cohen_

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