# Note Nazi reporting: Official NYC DopeFest Note Log (very insightful)(Linked! DD) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005 "2001-01-08T15:29:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/1 "2001-01-08T15:29:00Z")
**The Official New York City 2001 Dopefest** as recorded by **Tripler** [sup]Dedication[/sup] To the Agents of Knowlede. May they smite Stupidity wherever it may stand. [sup]Foreword[/sup] _I would personally like to thank all of the Dopers present at this recent NYC Dopefest. I figured originally that 50 or so people would mingle with relatively mediocre success, but I was pleased with my trip to the City. I hate NYC, but this past event really gave me a favorable recollection. My thanks to **Billdo, Wonko,** and anyone else that pitched in to set this event up. Much obliged!_ [sup]Introduction[/sup] This log chronologically takes us blow-by-blow through the events of the evening. This is presented _ **verbatim** _, from my original manuscript in the good book. There are no deletions, but there are some minor additions which will be indicated in parenthases (ie where one particular Doper provided an entry). To start, the log is broken up into three particular parts. I do want to take a moment to explain that while it is not recorded in the original log, one should not attempt to eat piping hot mashed potatoes for lunch, immediately after removing them from a 3 minute tour in a microwave oven - it seemed okay going down at first, but later scalded me from the inside - thus delivering me unto rather extreme pain in my famed “Mashed Potato Incident of 1315”. Feel free to ask me any clarifications on this log. [sup] **EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE** [/sup] _1355_ Boarded southbound train for Hoboken. Finished Starbucks venti Cafe Mocha. _1357_ Paid Conductor $8.25 for round-trip ticket. _1400_ Thought about my personal injury of “The Mashed Potato Incident of 1315”. Vowed never to repeat again. _1401_ Wished train would stop shaking so damn much when I try to write. _1429_ Once again swore a personal vow never to repeat “The Mashed Potato Incident of 1315”. . . _1448_ Arrived in Hoboken. Began search for **Falcon**. _1455_ Made way into Waiting Lobby - no sign of **Falcon**. _1458_ Decided to get a cold soda and meander about. _1507_ After meandinering aimlessly and fruitlessly, my new purchase and I sat down to await the arrival of a previously mentioned guest. Marveled at the architecture of Hoboken Station. _1528_ Bought copy of NY Times. $0.75. Read in earnest. _1550_ Found **Falcon** / she found me. Switching to regular time. . . _3:55PM_ Shenanigans ensued. _4:05PM_ **Falcon** and I enjoyed hot & cold Starbucks creations (respectively). She furthered her cuisinatic delight with a scone. I was comforted from the pain of “The Mashed Potato Incident of 1315”. _4:12_ Initiated DopeFest guest registry. Discussed collegiate efforts with **Falc** , and was tormented regarding current assignment location. Continued enjoyment of beverage. _4:21_ Declared an “amusing asshole” by **Falcon**. Giddy giggling followed. _4:50_ Finished beverages & proceeded to PATH trains. _4:53_ En route to PATH, explanation of **Tripler’s** (RL) nickname “Oswald” delivered. _5:00_ Made it to PATH trains, only to miss 33rd Street train by mere moments. _5:05_ Boarded PATH train, only to wait minutes. Discussed posting after our detailed discussion on politics. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/2 "2001-01-08T15:30:49Z")
[sup] **EPISODE V: THE BAR STRIKES BACK** [/sup] _5:30_ Arrival (at Chumley’s) & successful contact! Boorish drunken behavior begins! _5:45_ Discussion over beer begins, which quickly turns to a “whip it out” fest of photo IDs. _5:49_ **Wonko** instructs **Falcon** on how to continue a “did not - did too!” arguement. _5:59_ **Falcon** begins work on her new _Aerosmith_ cover song: “Falcon’s got a gun”. Using a rather good thick husky Russian accent, **Tripler** declares “You no sign, you no order beer!” _6:09_ **Biggirl** issues _“Nobody Cramps My Style!”_ referendum. **Tripler** switches his yelling to a more burly Scottish brogue. _6:11_ Drunken debauchery continues unabated. . . _6:15_ **Joe\_Cool** sustains injury in the form of a boo-boo on his finger. Boorism continues. _6:20_ **Tripler** issues new Dope Rule: New Dopers to fests (ie DopeFest Virgins) shall be declared “Note Nazis” and shall be responsible for taking the notes. _6:23_ Museum Group arrives. The real party begins. . . _6:25_ **Wonko the Sane** delegates responsibility of a NJ DopeFest to an apologetic **Greenbean**. **Andygirl** begins soliloquy of museum trip. _6:30_ My linguini with mushrooms arrives sans beer, amids the cacophonous chatter of Dopers’ travel stories. _6:31_ Hot food provides flashback of “The Mashed Potato Incident of 1315”. _6:47_ **Swiddles** spots a large Altoids box capable of rendering a human cranium broken. _6:50_ **Opal** arrives for the personal video-MPEGging. _6:52_ **Wonko** declares “We have ways of making you bring us alcohol!” _6:55_ **Tripler** improvises a “DopeHat”. **Andygirl** passes photograph of **Quietgirl** around. . . _7:01_ DopeHat led expedition to Men’s Room launched. **Wonko, Tripler, and Houseman** intrepidly explore the far reaches of “The Bar”. _7:11_ Utter confusion ensues as management announces evictions of Dopers from the Dining Room, while relocating them to the bar. _7:15_ Management hereby declared ‘Management Nazis’, much like the ‘Note Nazi’, but without the notebook. _(From Hamadryad-)_ **Nacho4Sara** insists that **Soulsling** wants her. **Soulsling** protests, but without much heat. Merriment ensues . . . _7:16_ **Tripler** is enlightened as **OpalCat** questions, “Does anyone want to draw on my head?!?” He feels he has now heard and seen everything. Management again declares a Draconian “Sit or Bar” policy. _7:22_ **Tymp** arrives **un** fashionably late. One bill for food and drink reaches $133.00. Merriment and abandon continues unabated. _7:28_ **Robot\_arm** conduct search of **Falcon’s** purse, in violation of 4th Amendment Rights. **Falcon’s** driver’s license number is MARYLAND G-652-066-734-843. **Swiddles** issues verbal search warrant, no contraband is found. _7:30_ Neighboring (non Doper) ‘Aisle Nazis’ verbalize desire for more space. _7:44_ **Tripler** takes abuse from local natives regarding his choice of hockey clothing. **Lurkernomore** joins the fray in concurrence with natives. . . _7:50_ (from Vix-) We could be a powerful force, but we’re actually just a bunch of geeks. _7:54_ **Tripler** again recieves abuse at the hands of Rangers fans. _7:55_ Evac to The Villiage Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/3 "2001-01-08T15:37:11Z")
Holy Editing Bat Man! I know there were some real juicy parts in there wer’e not seeing… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/4 "2001-01-08T15:37:12Z")
[sup] **EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE BUDWEI** [/sup] _8:02_ **THespos** relays story of Management Nazis and Christina Aguilera. (Miss Aguilera was our noted celebrity-lookalike waitress for the evening. We believe the Management Nazis and Christina Aguilera were in cahoots). _8:04_ **Satan** is missed as a DopeFest attendee. Much sorrow is expressed. Summoning his name has proved fruitless. However, the night is still young. . . _8:07_ Travelling band of Morons arrive at The Villiage Idiot. **Tripler** is struck by the resemblance of the place to bars in Arizona. **Tripler** declares the Idiot “His favorite Bar in NYC”. _8:09_ (unknown author: ) Leather pants wearing waitress does not WANT to take credit cards!! :mad: _8:12_ Karaoke rendition of CCR’s _“Have you Ever Seen the Rain”_ rendered by **THespos, Lurkernomore, and Tripler**. **Tripler** continues with G. Thorogood’s _“Move it on Over”_ _8:16_ It is noted that there is a lot of dancing to the music. Festivities abound! _8:19_ Tequila shots are ordered by numerous people of the Teeming Millions. 17 shots ordered, 19 delivered, but only 15 Dopers drank. Go figure. . . _8:27_ “Hamadryad is awesome”. is written by a **Hamadryad** who commandeered the good book for her own Good. _8:28_ **Tripler** (NJD) and **Lurkernomore** (NYR) decide to do vodka shots. The worst is expected . . . _8:37_ (unknown author: ) **Andygirl** and **Nacho4Sara** , 18 and 19, get into the bar uncarded. Once again, corruption of the underaged is a success. _8:37.30_ **Nacho4Sara** declares rather boisterously that she is betrothed and engaged to **SuaSponte**. _8:38_ **Biggirl** flashes her (scandalously hidden) nametag to a receptive crowd. _8:39_ (from Hamadryad: ) Pool table will not give up balls. (From Biggirl): Suggest we for the men to put up a T or 2 of their own. _8:41_ Illegible handwriting by **Biggirl** will be included in the final journal, but is noted to have some discrepancies. _8:42_ For the record, {b]SuaSponte\*\* does not hit on 19 year old girls. _8:45_ Mirth continues, and the ‘Note Nazi’ figures at least 35% survivability to the Villiage Idiot. **Tripler** believes many will read this transcript and smile. **Hamadryad** declared a “boring loser” by **SuaSponte**. _8:47_ **Tripler** revises estimate to 65% survivability. _8:50_ **Cecil Adams** arrives!! Rhythmic gyrations of the Teeming Millions continue to the twangy tunes of Country music. _8:51_ Final head count indicates 45 souls are on board the DopeFest! A great success! Huzzah! _8:53_ (from Hamadryad: ) **Hamadryad** gets no play. Trend expected to continue, despite her best low-key efforts. _8:55_ **SaxFace** mounts the bar to dance, in front of a cheering crowd. _8:56_ **SwimmingRiddles** follows suit, and both swing and hop down the bar. Both are declared hotties by public referendum. **Swiddles** later begins accepting dollar bills via her waistline. _8:59_ Song ends, but the bar dancing continues. **Nacho4Sara** joins the dancing troupe. _9:00_ **Andygirl** explains she tipped **Swiddles** for her fine bar dancing. **Lurkernomore** adds that he was the first to donate. _9:08_ (from Hamadryad: ) **Hamadryad** protests, and notes that **Tripler** is a weenie. _9:09_ (from Hamadryad: ) **Swiddles** netted $3 bar dancing. A career change is anticipated, but not necessarily expected. **Nacho** finally gets off the bar, despite protests from **Tripler** and “The Boys”. _9:10_ (from Hamadryad: ) **Hama** notes that **Tripler** is a _horny_ weenie. _9:12_ **Tripler** the ‘Note Nazi’ hereby declares that while he _agrees_ with **Hama** , he will no longer allow her to author _his_ memoirs. Case closed. _9:15_ (unknown author: ) It is noticed that **Andy** is most likely the only 18 year old who sneaks into bars and orders Diet Coke. _9:16_ (from Hamadryad: ) (Something is) Noted and seconded by **Hama** and thirded by **Falcon**. **Hama** notes that she has again gotten control of the memoir, reiterates that **Tripler** is a horny weenie - more “weenie” than “horny” to all appearances - and hands off to **Falcon** for the goal! _9:17_ **Tripler** again wrests control of the memoir, and hereby closes any and all correspondence by others. This is getting out of hand. **Tripler** is IRL offended by the “weenie” comment as he defends a nation, as well as the ladies that call him a “weenie”. Rant closed. _9:20_ (from Hamadryad: ) **Hama** retracts the “weenie” comment, and admits that she’s only lashing at **Tripler** because he’s a mad hottie and she’s feeling all dissed and has no social skills. CHAPPPY? Besides which, she got on her knees for him. _9:20.30_ **Tripler** is _now_ closing the “other author” option. He states that he _is_ a weenie, but the Teeming Millions are more interested in the facts, rather than the opinions of Dopers present… . _9:24_ (from MannyL) Mursertroid tonight was recognized by **Biggirl** as being **Michael** Vacation from MTV Karaoke. _9:30_ (from Billdo: ) **Billdo** is sick of being a Mama duck. _9:34_ **Tripler** reasserts his non-hottieness, ending the argument once for tonight! _9:35_ **Swiddles** disagrees with **Tripler’s** declaration. _9:37_ (from Kim: ) **Kim** thinks **Cecil Adams** and his “friend” are closer than most friends. _9:40_ **Nacho4Sara** observed as having a _great_ time, while hanging off of several male members of teh local populace. _9:44_ **SaxFace** threatens **Tripler** with a death duel in dancing. . . _9:46_ Of **Hama** & **Silo** : Tickling begins. Physical flirting ensues. **Soulsling** involves himself as reinforcements. **Falcon** decides to get in on the tickling action. WCW & WWF style takes shape as the “IdiotFest” parlays further into the eve. **Hama** begins undressing **Soulsling** _9:48_ The pelvic thrusts of the previous group are noted. **Silo** and **Hama** are noted “moshing” amidst country music. Craziness ensues. _9:50_ (unknown author, witten in green magic marker): **SaxFace** breaks beer mug. _9:51_ **THespos** busted for checking out the waitress. For the record - very cute!! _9:56_ **THespos** offers $500 to **Tripler** to get **Andygirl** to convert to the “Light Side of the Force”. Underwear included. _9:57_ **Lurkernomore** seeks to get good mention in my notes. The good man is having no trouble, as he is a good man. **Sousling** chews glass & safely spits it out!! **Soulsling** is now curl (?) again! **Lurkernomore** is also a good loyal Rangers fan, and a close bud of **Tripler** _9:59_ **Sousling** “swallows” broken glass!! _10:00_ **THespos** loses his cellphone at Chumleys’, but finds it in his pocket at the Idiot. **Trip** protests to **Falcon** he is not cute or sweet or huggable. She does so anyway. _10:07_ **Tripler** hereby declares his non-hottiness, and declines further advances to the same. _10:08_ **Nacho** tries to get **Luxfiat** into the bathroom. _10:21_ **Hamadryad** is noted as an insatiable tickler. (author unknown) One Doper, under cover of darkness, secretly smoked a cigarette. **SuaSponte** poured himself a beer from a non-Doper’s pitcher. The non-Doper was heard to say “Go for it!” _10:47_ For the record, at this point **Andygirl** has had a dozen Diet Cokes, and paid for none. _1054_ Switching to pen, because pencil is dead. **Falcon** wants to hookup, and I am pretty buzzed. _10:57_ Where are **Lux** and **Sara**? Everyone wants to know. _11:01PM EST_ Many depart (myself included). - 0636, Sunday 7 January 2001\* **Tripler** walks home. All is well, and the fate of the Free World is still secure. [sup]Final Thoughts[/sup] I had a freakin blast! Thanks to all, and I hope y’all had as good a time as I did. Our award for **Furthest Travelling Doper** (discounting **Tripler** because he’s on leave in New Jersey) goes to **HAMADRYAD**. Others of Honorable Travelling Mention are: \*\*Falcon, SwimmingRiddles, Robot\_arm, LuxFiat, Nacho4Sara, SmackFu, and Andygirl! [sup]Who made it! (In order of arrival)[/sup] **Tripler, Falcon, Wonko the Sane, Biggirl, Beer Church, Houseman, SwimmingRiddles, THespos, Lurkernomore, Robot\_arm, Zebra, DAVE0071, SuaSponte, delphica, LuxFiat, Joe\_Cool, Jersey Diamond, Friedo, Rosebud, Pattycake, Allesan, GreenBean, Vix, Hamadryad, OpalCat, UndeadDude, Nacho4Sara, smackfu, Soulsling, Little Nemo, Pucette, Maeglin, Overengineer, Chance the Gardener, Alphagene, Ukulele Ike, Manhattan, Andygirl, Billdo, Brachyrhynos, MannyL, Tymp, and Stuyguy.** Also, thanks to our celebrity look-alike waitres, Miss **Sara Baxter**! \*Thus endeth the Tome of knowledge, of the Good Book of the Straight Dope NYC 2001 DopeFest. So let it be written, 'cause we were too drunk to remember it all. . . \* ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/5 "2001-01-08T15:39:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\*Holy Editing Bat Man! I know there were some real juicy parts in there wer’e not seeing… 😉 \*\* That’s all that was written! I know there was some good stuff too, but I just didn’t feel like sharing what **Nacho** whispered into my ear. . . Tripler I hereby certify this log as Correct, Accurate, and True, to the best of my knowledge, so help me God. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/6 "2001-01-08T15:46:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > That’s all that was written! You sure 'bout that? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/7 "2001-01-08T15:51:16Z")
I know there was an entry somewhere about my realizing that **vix** was short for Vixen… and **Nacho** , well, she just had so many wonderfully interesting things to say… ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/8 "2001-01-08T16:00:47Z")
Guess I can’t resist a man in leather pants… ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/9 "2001-01-08T16:03:04Z")
Must mention, Things Attributed to Hama that she Did Not Write: (from Hamadryad: ) Pool table will not give up balls. (from Hamadryad: ) Swiddles netted $3 bar dancing. A career change is anticipated, but not necessarily expected. Nacho finally gets off the bar, despite protests from Tripler and “The Boys”. Of Hama & Silo: Tickling begins. Physical flirting ensues. Soulsling involves himself as reinforcements. Falcon decides to get in on the tickling action. WCW & WWF style takes shape as the “IdiotFest” parlays further into the eve. Hama begins undressing Soulsling {note: Hama did not tickle Silo. Hama tried, once, with no success. Hama did not undress soulsling, nor did she attempt to, although she’s sure a lot of the general population would have thanked her heartily had she done so. No, Hama half-undressed Billdo. Get your facts straight, dernitall.} The pelvic thrusts of the previous group are noted. Silo and Hama are noted “moshing” amidst country music. Craziness ensues. {Silo and Hama did not “mosh,” I assure you.} Hamadryad is noted as an insatiable tickler. {This is because Hama does not have Nacho’s flair, beauty, style, grace, vivaciousness, or native ability to inoffensive fling herself bodily (and boldly) against handsome young men, and she’s gotta get her physical affection where she can. Neener.) All other statements, however personally unflattering, I have to agree to. Damn your meticulous eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/10 "2001-01-08T16:03:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > > That’s all that was written! > > You sure 'bout that? > 😉 > > \*\* Yeah, unless you were tearing out love-letters and passing them out. . . Tripler I can’t find anything el. . . Oh wait! ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/11 "2001-01-08T16:04:22Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Tripler \* > 9:57 > **Soulsling** is now curl (?) again!_\*\*\* I believe this would be -ahem- “cut”. No comment. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/12 "2001-01-08T16:06:57Z")
Tripler is a god for having taken (legible) notes throughout. I anesthetized the brain cells needed for writing at about 8:15. How did I lose my cell phone at one bar and find it at another? Beats the crap outta me… Maybe Nextel has a “teleport to drunken owner” feature that’s not documented in the manual. I wanted to say that when I got busted for checking out the waitress, it was probably the worst such incident I’ve ever been involved in. My eyes were fixated on her boobs and she bent down into my field of vision and gave me a little wave. Boy does that suck. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/13 "2001-01-08T16:13:18Z")
> [@](#): > > **Tymp** arrives unfashionably late. Bah. Everything I do is fashionable and proper. The problem here is that everyone else’s perception of time is woefully out of date. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/14 "2001-01-08T16:19:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > [sup]Who made it! (In order of arrival)[/sup] > **Tripler, Falcon, Wonko the Sane, Biggirl, Beer Church, Houseman, SwimmingRiddles, THespos, Lurkernomore, Robot\_arm, Zebra, DAVE0071, SuaSponte, delphica, LuxFiat, Joe\_Cool, Jersey Diamond, Friedo, Rosebud, Pattycake, Allesan, GreenBean, Vix, Hamadryad, OpalCat, UndeadDude, Nacho4Sara, smackfu, Soulsling, Little Nemo, Pucette, Maeglin, Overengineer, Chance the Gardener, Alphagene, Ukulele Ike, Manhattan, Andygirl, Billdo, Brachyrhynos, MannyL, Tymp, and Stuyguy.** Also, thanks to our celebrity look-alike waitres, Miss **Sara Baxter**! Those may have been the folks that signed the book, but there were several that apparently didn’t. They include (from memory, which is pretty darn spotty): **KHespos, DHA, Cantrip, Silo, SaxFace, jb\_farley, Nicky,** and **quietgirldownthehall** (by photograph at least). We also can’t forget **Cecil Adams** and **Jack Dean Tyler** (and his famous member). I’m sure that there are some others that I’m not remembering, so if you have more names that weren’t posted, let’s add them so we can get a complete count. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/15 "2001-01-08T16:20:14Z")
[sup] **Note Nazi’s Comments** [/sup] It appears that Dopers not directly concerned with recording the events of the night, have started another chapter in the record of the eve. About halfway through the book, there are scattered entries dating from 11:05PM to 11:45PM. In the interest of the memory of the Event (and to show you just **how** drunk we were), I hereby include this section as _ **The Lost Book** _ [sup] **EPISODE VII: THE LOST BOOK** [/sup] _11:05_ (unknown author: ) **Andygirl** it really annoys me to see straight people kissing. _11:something_ (from Swiddles: ) Any tongue is good tongue. (from Hama: ) Not true, I’ve had really bad tongue. . . (from Swiddles: ) Good point. **Falcon** and **Tripler** were checking out each other’s adenoids. Oh my! :eek: (unknown author: ) **Chance the Gardener** is a really good dancer! A fly landed on **Hamadryad’s** nose. **GreenBean** thinks **smackfu** is cool. _11:15_ (from Swiddles: )“I’m really all about the tiara!” _11:20_ **Tripler** closes the book with **Falcon** deeming TV . . .(drunken scribbles) _11:25_ (from Swiddles and Hama: ) **Swiddles** and **Hamadryad** have given **Tripler** no play. We are proud of this fact. **Hama** nods enthusiastically. _11:something else_ (from Swiddles: )At some point **manhattan** kissed **Vix**. Too drunken to keep track of “time”. _11:27_ (from Trade: ) **Vix** has edited her name tag to read **Vixen** _11:30_ (unknown author: ) **Hama** did not kiss anyone! _Untimed entry_ (unknown author: )I’ve been trying to get my hands on the notes for hours! **Jack Dean Tyler** showed a few of us Doper girls his uncircumcised penis. There was no TugToy ™ attached . . . _11:40_ (unknown author: ) **Hama** & **Vix** commence telling of bad jokes. Well, actually **Vix** doesn’t know any bad jokes. Or good jokes. Oh well. Ex.) Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in the harbor? B/C she can’t sit down. _11:44_ (unknown author: ) **Billdo** threatans to give **Nacho4Sara** a wedgie while she’s making out with **Tripler**. **Vix** encourages this behavior. _11:45_ (from Vix: ) **Vixen (nee’ Vix)** announces her intention to leave. . . -Le Fin- ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/16 "2001-01-08T16:23:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*Must mention, Things Attributed to Hama that she Did Not Write: > > \*\* Well, debate can loom, but they are in your handwriting. How do I know? Because you wrote “Hamadryad is awesome” before I sponsored a coup to take the book back. Life goes on. Is there any other scribbles in here I should look for? Tripler Perhaps another _ **Book of Miscellanea** _? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/17 "2001-01-08T16:29:22Z")
Note: when she concentrates, **Swiddles** ’ handwriting resembles mine. Draw your own conclusions. Also, I have about 7 different styles of handwriting, so your own eyes cannot necessarily be trusted. > [@](#): > > 11:40 > (unknown author: )Hama & Vix commence telling of bad jokes. Well, actually Vix doesn’t know any bad jokes. Or good jokes. Oh well. > Ex.) Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in the harbor? B/C she can’t sit down. > > 11:44 > (unknown author: )Billdo threatans to give Nacho4Sara a wedgie while she’s making out with Tripler. Vix encourages this behavior. These were written by **vix** , who obviously has a very poor sense of humor if she thinks that was a bad joke. Actually, the REALLY bad ones were the ones she didn’t write down. And, FTR, Tripler is an awesome guy. I’m only giving him a hard time because…well, it’s just darned entertaining, that’s why. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/18 "2001-01-08T16:30:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > _11:45_ > (from Vix: ) **Vixen (nee’ Vix)** announces her intention to leave. . . Hey! I didn’t write that! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/19 "2001-01-08T16:34:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\* > And, FTR, Tripler is an awesome guy. I’m only giving him a hard time because…well, it’s just darned entertaining, that’s why. > > \*\* About as entertaining as a Christmas cheese log on a hot summer day . . . Tripler And if there are incorrect author attributions, my apologies. I’m going off of what I remember and the handwriting here. I am willing to e-mail full copies of the entire script to anyone (when I get back home at the end of the week). ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/20 "2001-01-08T16:38:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > And if there are incorrect author attributions, my apologies. We’re just teasin’, ya know. We can’t blame you for not being able to keep track of the notes… you were otherwise, ah, occupied. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005.md?page=2)