# Note Nazi reporting: Official NYC DopeFest Note Log (very insightful)(Linked! DD) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005 "2001-01-08T15:29:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/41 "2001-01-09T02:46:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*I said _see_ straight people kissing. > > I was closing my mouth when we smooched, punha. šŸ˜‰ \*\* Yes, as was I, believe me. However, you did see the picture of us, no? Beside which, it wasnā€™t an actual kiss, technically. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/42 "2001-01-09T02:48:23Z")
I did and I know. But I like to pretend that it was torrid. Leave me in my Altoid-scented bubble of wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/43 "2001-01-09T03:10:12Z")
I have to askā€¦ Cinnamon Altoids, andy? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/44 "2001-01-09T03:14:26Z")
Thatā€™s it, Falcon. Iā€™m going to dip you in peppermint and feed you to JDTā€™s foreskin. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/45 "2001-01-09T03:26:56Z")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Someone save me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/46 "2001-01-09T03:53:22Z")
I have an addendum to make to the part about JDT: **Green Bean** , in a fit of cruelty, told him to dance with me, and afterward I saw his nametag. The following conversation ensued: N4S: You know, I donā€™t agree with you about that whole circumcision thing. JDT: [insert Joisey accent]Me neither! I like 'em cut, baby, wanna see? He then tried to grab me, somehow found my upper thigh, started tugging on my pants. I evacuated to the bathroom and didnā€™t see him again until I was dancing on the bar and he gave me a couple bucks via the mouth (I saw this really cool move in ā€œShowgirlsā€ a few years back). Also, I seem to remember Dopers screaming, **NACH-O! NACH-O! NACH-O** while I was licking **Lux Fiat**. Did I hallacinate this? Also, I ordered the first pitcher of Bud Ice, so neener neener to whoever said they card strictly. šŸ™‚ Finally, Billdo, Hammy and I were the last to leave at about 11:30, I think. Let it be said that once all the Dopers were gone, the New York crowd was decidedly mean; someone even called me a bitch when I tried to squeee by. Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/47 "2001-01-09T04:01:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\* > > Finally, Billdo, Hammy and I were the last to leave at about 11:30, I think. \*\* ``` Biggirl, Houseman, myself and one other were there until 12. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/48 "2001-01-09T04:21:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Our award for Furthest Travelling Doper (discounting Tripler because heā€™s on leave in New Jersey) goes to HAMADRYAD. > > Hama and I both live in Richmond, but sheā€™s 15 minutes closer to the train station. šŸ˜‰ \*\* Well, okay. Iā€™ll make a note. **Furthest Travelling Dopers** are **Hamadryad and Silo**!! Someone mentioned _she_ was 15 minutes _further_ than you. My bad. Thatā€™s why we have ā€œrepliesā€ on the board tho . . . Tripler I wasnā€™t that hungover. Okay, I detoxed that nite. And **Nacho** I was one of the ā€œchantersā€ . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/49 "2001-01-09T04:24:32Z")
before I turn in for the night: Cecil Adams told me, and I quote, to, **"Shake whatcha mama gave you, girl!"** ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/50 "2001-01-09T04:32:27Z")
Biggirl and crew were the first ones there and the last to leave. But none of us sucked face, or bar-danced or ate glass, so no one noticed. I did see JDā€™s wonder penis, though. Who were those people at the Idiot? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/51 "2001-01-09T04:34:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Biggirl and crew were the first ones there and the last to leave. > > But none of us sucked face, or bar-danced or ate glass, so no one noticed. I did see JDā€™s wonder penis, though. > > Who were those people at the Idiot? \*\* Hey Biggirl, Tell **Houseman** that heā€™s the bomb! Tripler I mean it too! You both are the best! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/52 "2001-01-09T05:18:01Z")
No, no, noā€¦I made a point of saying that Silo lived about 15 miles farther south than me. Several times. Donā€™t put words in my mouth, you cad. I think if it took andygirl 8 hours to drive down, though, she wins. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/53 "2001-01-09T05:34:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*No, no, noā€¦I made a point of saying that Silo lived about 15 miles farther south than me. Several times. Donā€™t put words in my mouth, you cad. > > I think if it took andygirl 8 hours to drive down, though, she wins. \*\* Alright, I _ **knew** _ there was confusion. Iā€™ll let yā€™all figure it out. . . Tripler The award is hereby now up for grabs. . . ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/54 "2001-01-09T17:17:17Z")
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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/55 "2001-01-09T18:00:54Z")
My god, heā€™s speechless. For once. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/56 "2001-01-09T18:18:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*My god, heā€™s speechless. > > For once. šŸ˜‰ \*\* Aw crap. Chalk it up to ā€˜technical difficultiesā€™ and/or ā€˜operator errorā€™. . . Tripler Like, whoops and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/57 "2001-01-09T18:36:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*But I like to pretend that it was torrid. Leave me in my Altoid-scented bubble of wonder. \*\* We CAN fix that, if you like, you know . . . šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/58 "2001-01-09T22:06:13Z")
**SaxFace** , you are loved! ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/59 "2001-01-10T01:46:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > > A **SaxFace** sighting! Dancing on a table top, no less! > > > > Has anyone bid on the movie rights yet? > > No, but there is an MPEG out there. I particularly like the crotch-grabbing part . . . Nah, the best part of that MPEG is when she takes a drag off her cigarrette. Itā€™s absolutely _filthy_. > [@](#): > > Also, I seem to remember Dopers screaming, NACH-O! NACH-O! NACH-O while I was licking Lux Fiat. Did I hallacinate this? No. They were chanting, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005/60 "2001-01-10T05:17:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lux Fiat \* > \*\*No, but there is an MPEG out there. I particularly like the crotch-grabbing part . . . Nah, the best part of that MPEG is when she takes a drag off her cigarrette. Itā€™s absolutely _filthy_. > [@](#): > > Also, I seem to remember Dopers screaming, NACH-O! NACH-O! NACH-O while I was licking Lux Fiat. Did I hallacinate this? No. They were chanting, all right. \*\* [/QUOTE] Good point. I remember it live, and just _love_ the memory of three chicks on a bar. Like Coyote Ugly, but better!! Tripler I was horny. Oh wait, I still am . . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-nazi-reporting-official-nyc-dopefest-note-log-very-insightful-linked-dd/49005.md?page=4)