# Note to Feydeau

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 14, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265 "2005-10-14T18:47:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/21 "2005-10-15T03:09:45Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I hate Bush soooooo much.

_tosses hat into thread_ 🙂

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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/22 "2005-10-15T03:33:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Check the New %50**  
> dollar store wholesale  
> Instant-Verifyer Counterfeit  
> Detector Preprogramed for the  
> New %50

what he said.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/23 "2005-10-15T04:01:06Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> So lets see then. The reader won’t show us their financial information. Tubadiva is satan…
> 
> All we need is somebody to say how much they hate bush and we have the Pit Cliche hat trick.

And Clinton lied about a blowjob.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/24 "2005-10-15T05:58:41Z")

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> [@brownie55](#):
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> You can still get a latte for less than a gallon of gas? The prices seem linked here, to high test.

They’re about even right now, unless you get the latte with an extra shot. Not saying that’s what I do, mind you. That’s, uh, just what I heard.

> [@Casey1505](#):
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> The degree of “touching” in the crayon drawings lovingly crafted by the 5 year old boy will be in direct proportion to the gas prices in your area. I mean, if you’re only paying $2.50 a gallon, your drawing won’t be quite as touching as the drawing sent to the sponsor who is paying $2.98 a gallon.

I just tanked up. $3.27 a gallon. Some tears were shed at the pump. So at those gas prices, my friend, those damn crayon drawings better make me weep like a little girl who’s just put $40 worth of gas in her car. _And_ a certain 5 year old boy better be using the Big Box. Maybe even the glitter crayons.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/25 "2005-10-15T11:20:07Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> And Clinton lied about a blowjob.

:smack: Knew I forgot one.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/26 "2005-10-15T11:38:11Z")

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I make more than both of you and more than the Reader makes from this board. Combined. Now you two have something to pit.

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/27 "2005-10-15T16:52:26Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> The degree of “touching” in the crayon drawings lovingly crafted by the 5 year old boy will be …

Ewwww.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/28 "2005-10-15T17:33:23Z")

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_Of_ the crayon drawing?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/29 "2005-10-15T18:22:18Z")

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_tosses scarf into thread_ Hat trick!  
…Er. What’s the gist of the argument, for those who are hopelessly confused?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/30 "2005-10-15T18:33:34Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> For less than a gallon of gas a day, you can sponsor a Pennsylvania family of three.
> 
> Call 1-800-casey1505 for more details.
> 
> ::wipes single dramatic tear from my eye::

Thanks, Casey. Here’s your 10%.

Airman, MsRobyn and Aaron Doors.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/31 "2005-10-15T21:25:14Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> _tosses scarf into thread_ Hat trick!  
> …Er. What’s the gist of the argument, for those who are hopelessly confused?

I think it’s general anger at the Readers unwillingness to fork over their financial records to those of the teeming millions who have been so put upon by the google ads. It could just as well be a paycheck pissing contest. Your guess is as good as mine.

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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/32 "2005-10-15T21:33:00Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> _tosses scarf into thread_ Hat trick!  
> …Er. What’s the gist of the argument, for those who are hopelessly confused?

I’m lost.

When in doubt, get the goat.

I’ll get the canola oil. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/33 "2005-10-15T22:09:42Z")

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Do we all have to reveal how much we get paid?

TubaDiva gets paid $666.

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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/34 "2005-10-15T22:28:41Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> What’s the gist of the argument, for those who are hopelessly confused?

The thread was not initially about how much cash the reader is netting in return for molesting our eyeballs. Nor was it initially about TubaDiva and her every other word contradicting themselves. It wasn’t about how I’ve anted up twice, bought Cecil’s books and a t-shirt, and yet the Reader’s business model is so shitty that it still isn’t enough. But I think those are fine topics.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/35 "2005-10-15T22:48:07Z")

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> [@alterego](#):
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> [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=331368&page=1&pp=40)
> 
> Please exit the Pit to your left.

What? Who is suppose to exit the pit?  
I just can’t figure out why you quoted myself and **TubaDiva**.  
Did you think my math was good or bad? 😕

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/36 "2005-10-15T23:42:26Z")

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I just found a nickel.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/37 "2005-10-15T23:49:12Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I just found a nickel.

Is it named Phillip?

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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/38 "2005-10-16T00:23:28Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> […]  
> Did you think my math was good or bad? […]

I thought it was very reasonable, but in light of Ed’s comment it was possibly somewhat too high. Anyway, we have a ballpark idea of what they get off the subscriptions because they have been throwing numbers around all over the place. That said, they don’t disclose financial information…

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/39 "2005-10-16T00:45:05Z")

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> [@Campion](#):
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> I just tanked up. $3.27 a gallon.

Glad I wasn’t the only sucker who did that today. And I couldn’t even “fill 'er up.” The pump had a built-in $60 maximum charge allowed…

Are we bragging about gross or net? Because my gross kicks ass, but I have almost $3000/mo taken out pre-tax to pay medical expenses.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-feydeau/326265/40 "2005-10-16T01:06:35Z")

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:: snickers smugly ::

Filled up my 1997, 30+ MPG Saturn today for $2.69 per gallon.

:: strolls off, whistling ::

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