# Note to Self: Don't be a doper in the real world...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440 "2005-07-14T01:11:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440/41 "2005-07-14T20:37:55Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> Me: “My character is cute, she’s green and purple, and she has these big testicles on her head.”  
> Hubby: “Oh, yeah?”  
> Me: “Yeah. There are many different ways to wear them, apparently. I keep mine slung over my shoulder.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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> Aya mia. It happens so often, the mundane stuff is forgettable. But every now and then, I’m told, I’m a laff riot. I don’t mind as much as I used to. It makes people smile. Makes me look and sound like an utter flake… mais, _c’est la vie_.

Well, I love you dearly for it.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440/42 "2005-07-14T20:53:41Z")

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> [@N. Sane](#):
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> Love the tee-shirt idea. Sign me up for one as soon as somebody gets ambitious enough to make them!

[TShirts](http://www.cafepress.com/sickslug_12) added. But I just used the bumper sticker graphic and slapped it onto the tees. So don’t accuse me of being ambitious. The font size is 148, and the font isn’t Trebuchet though. I used Myriad, because for some reason at that size trebuchet just ended up looking kinda funky, and Myriad has a nice clean sans-seriffed look.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440/43 "2005-07-14T21:12:49Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> “My character is cute, she’s green and purple, and she has these big testicles on her head.”

If you don’t start showing up to Trivia Night soon, I’m going to track you down and drag you there.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440/44 "2005-07-14T23:13:02Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> If you don’t start showing up to Trivia Night soon, I’m going to track you down and drag you there.

Hmmmm. Drag her by the what?  
😃

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self-dont-be-a-doper-in-the-real-world/312440/45 "2005-07-14T23:18:47Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> If you don’t start showing up to Trivia Night soon, I’m going to track you down and drag you there.

Is this an online or real life Trivia Night?

(Testicles on her head? Aya mia indeed!)

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