# Note To Self **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239 "2002-03-26T20:58:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/1 "2002-03-26T20:58:51Z")
Cheese is not a beverage and should not be treated as such. ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/2 "2002-03-26T21:02:49Z")
hm…we’ll see about that… ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/3 "2002-03-26T21:05:52Z")
I think you’re ignoring the potential here Rue my boy. Cheddar Milk Shakes? Camembert on ice, with a twist? Cheez-Whiz and Captain Morgan’s? A lovely Pinot Brie after dinner? Café avec fromage? Velveeta Frosties? (this message sponsored in part by the National Cheese Board - Behold the power of Cheese) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/4 "2002-03-26T21:06:20Z")
I guess I’ll have to see what my brother has to say about that one! (he’s known for his rather gross food combos) Maybe if you somehow made the cheese drinkable…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/5 "2002-03-26T21:07:15Z")
[Hockey Song] Well I was way over in Paris. Eating wine, drinking cheese…[/Hockey song] ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/6 "2002-03-26T21:33:07Z")
OK, c’mon, **Rue** , what’s the story??? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/7 "2002-03-26T22:22:08Z")
I _told_ you you shouldn’t make that banana-mozzarella smoothie, but do you kids listen to me? **NO!** _harumph_ Note to self: Stop playing Parcheesi with the ferret, he cheats. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/8 "2002-03-27T01:00:23Z")
Throwing it against the wall to see if it sticks is the test for boiled pasta, _not_ boiled eggs. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/9 "2002-03-27T01:24:45Z")
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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/10 "2002-03-27T01:38:11Z")
Pillage _then_ burn. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/11 "2002-03-27T01:40:30Z")
**Snickers** , I don’t have to be in the kitchen to cook. Yeah, bay-bee! (I can make grilled cheese sammiches on a hotplate in the garage.) -Rue. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/12 "2002-03-27T02:49:41Z")
Don’t eat ice cream cones in the rain. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/13 "2002-03-27T02:49:44Z")
**N** o[sup]t[/sup]e t **o** s[sub]e[/sub] **l** f: Ge_t_ new **p** en ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/14 "2002-03-27T03:21:21Z")
Inhale, then exhale. Repeat as needed. -Loopus ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/15 "2002-03-27T03:25:40Z")
First pants, _then_ shoes. ---
**Author:** ![untateve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@untateve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/untateve)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/16 "2002-03-27T03:56:04Z")
note to self: find woman, _then_ have sex ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/17 "2002-03-27T03:59:42Z")
Sounds like a bet to me. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/18 "2002-03-27T04:09:06Z")
**Note to Self:** In, _then_ out. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/19 "2002-03-27T04:15:38Z")
Note to self: Open garage door _then_ put car in reverse. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/20 "2002-03-27T11:34:56Z")
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