# Note To Self **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239 "2002-03-26T20:58:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/21 "2002-03-27T11:34:56Z")
Note to self: _Never_ drink a liquid when reading the Boards. [sub]_Snuffle, snuffle, **SNOOOOORT** , cough, cough_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/22 "2002-03-27T11:38:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Sounds like a bet to me. \*\* Which one? The first one? Playing Parcheesi with the ferret? The one right above you? Don’t be so vague. Baby. (And congrats on the college thing.) -Rue. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/23 "2002-03-27T11:50:29Z")
Note to [Self](http://www.willself.org.uk/): You’re quite a talented writer. But that whole Shooting Stars thing? Not your scene. pan ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/24 "2002-03-27T12:37:35Z")
[ul]Make list[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/25 "2002-03-27T13:06:29Z")
For better results, brush teeth _before_ putting on lipstick. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/26 "2002-03-27T13:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > \*\*Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Bannana Fanna Bo Besca III \*\* Can I call you Dottie? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/27 "2002-03-27T13:21:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > \*\ ***Snickers** , I don’t have to be in the kitchen to cook. > > Yeah, bay-bee! > -Rue. \*\* I’m sure I have _no idea_ what you mean… [sub]Note to self: Add **Rue** to list of those I want to stalk…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/28 "2002-03-27T13:38:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > \*\*(I can make grilled cheese sammiches on a hotplate in the garage.) > > -Rue. \*\* Dude, you can do grilled cheese on any home iron. Really, try this one out with the kiddies. It will come in handy when they try dorm living. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/29 "2002-03-27T13:42:23Z")
\ Even Wensleydale? \ ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/30 "2002-03-27T13:58:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\*Can I call you Dottie? \*\* If you call her Dottie, she’ll hurt you. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/31 "2002-03-27T14:02:28Z")
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” does not mean my eye boogers are pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/32 "2002-03-27T14:29:22Z")
Note to self: Do not read **Rue DeDay** threads while drinking cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/33 "2002-03-27T14:38:54Z")
Note to self: Magic 8-Balls magic does NOT extend to the stock market. Will enron bounce back? Looks promising MY ASS! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/34 "2002-03-27T14:41:48Z")
Can’t nobody eat fitty blocks of cheese. Note to self: Find someone who thinks they can eat fitty blocks of cheese. Make wager. Despite goading, refuse to be the one to eat fitty blocks of cheese. Weaken, sigh, relent. Eat nearly fitty blocks of cheese. Die. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/35 "2002-03-27T14:42:52Z")
Note to self: Wait until exiting the courtroom before calling the judge “a lousy Uncle Tom motherf\*cker.” (This actually happened when I was in court for a sentencing hearing one day. Fortunately, it wasn’t one of my clients.) Zap! ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/36 "2002-03-27T15:02:26Z")
Je ne parle pas français. ---
**Author:** ![stockpuppet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@stockpuppet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockpuppet)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/37 "2002-03-27T15:18:48Z")
note to self Never eat orange snow ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/38 "2002-03-27T15:32:16Z")
Note to self: Don’t read **Rue’s** threads when laughing hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/39 "2002-03-27T15:36:51Z")
**Note to self:** Never look straight up at a bird. Hey, it’s early. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/40 "2002-03-27T15:40:25Z")
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