# Note To Self **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239 "2002-03-26T20:58:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/61 "2002-03-28T11:58:53Z")
Telling **lno** _not_ to do something is just begging grief. (See? The multiple fonts are good for _something._ You can tell I didn’t call you **Ino**. Although I did in my head.) ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/62 "2002-03-28T12:00:56Z")
The Boards are full of Voyeur Monkeys. Beware. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/63 "2002-03-28T12:33:26Z")
Note to self: Pouring coffee in cup = good. Pouring coffee on hand = bad. – Why A Duck (typing with one unscalded hand) ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/64 "2002-03-28T12:53:19Z")
Note To Self: Opening the boards at 2 AM when you have to get up at 9 AM is a bad idea! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/65 "2002-03-28T13:22:42Z")
Note to self: **Remember to hit the preview button instead of “submit” at least SOME of the time! [sub](yes, even if the connection times out sometimes)[/sub]** It’s tripped me up more than once during the last couple of days! AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/66 "2002-03-28T13:30:39Z")
**Note to self:** New Year’s Resolutions are supposed to last all year. Start again April 1. ---
**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/67 "2002-03-28T13:49:07Z")
**Note to self:** Even if it _is_ funny, it’s not big and it’s not clever. Also, pavements are much stronger than faces. Scratch the face-pavement idea… PT ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/68 "2002-03-28T13:55:27Z")
**Note to self:** Must come up with suitable “consequences” for Lego’s[sup]TM[/sup] left on the hallway floor over night. :eek: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/69 "2002-03-28T14:25:38Z")
Note to self- Find out if extended exposure to photocopier is dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/70 "2002-03-28T14:28:03Z")
Note to self: Sometimes the voices _are_ real. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/71 "2002-03-28T15:12:23Z")
Never eat a piece of raw garlic clove again without a significant supply of water nearby. ---
**Author:** ![scotth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@scotth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotth)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/72 "2002-03-28T15:23:20Z")
Note to self: Don’t fart on leather furniture… while naked. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/73 "2002-03-28T15:42:25Z")
Note to self: Throw out the bathwater, _not_ the baby. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/74 "2002-03-28T16:07:56Z")
Fax ass, not face, to Corporate. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/75 "2002-03-28T17:01:35Z")
Fire bad! ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/76 "2002-03-28T17:59:41Z")
A glass door is not meant to be walked through. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/77 "2002-03-28T18:04:55Z")
Fire good! Pleather bad! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/78 "2002-03-28T18:05:53Z")
**Note to Self:** Never dance in hiking boots. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/79 "2002-03-28T21:27:11Z")
Do _not_ take the car into a car wash for a “triple wash with wax and rinse” when you really, _really_ have to pee! [sub]Pure torture…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/80 "2002-03-28T21:54:27Z")
Looking both ways _while_ crossing the street isn’t nearly as helpful as looking both ways _before_ crossing the street. -Loopus [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239.md?page=5)