# Note To Self **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239 "2002-03-26T20:58:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/81 "2002-03-28T21:56:43Z")
Never answer the phone. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/82 "2002-03-28T22:13:22Z")
Note to self: Remember to stay on “away”, “N/A” or even “invisible” status on ICQ if I don’t want a certain someone to message me! [sub]Then again, not responding to any messages he may leave while I’m “online” might help too…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/83 "2002-03-28T23:39:40Z")
If you don’t wake up until the next morning, it’s more than just a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/84 "2002-03-29T02:09:06Z")
\*\*Note to Self: \*\* Call my friend later on to plan what we are going to do on Sunday afterwards! ---
**Author:** ![ringmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@ringmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ringmaster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/85 "2002-03-29T03:44:06Z")
Don’t say smart things to stupid people. Oh wait, let me rephrase that. Don’t say anything…ever. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/86 "2002-03-29T04:56:16Z")
Remember to _cover_ the baked beans before microwaving. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/87 "2002-03-29T06:22:59Z")
**Notes to Self…** Make sure mute button is on before referring to a customer as a “tampon chewing moose felcher.” Do not scratch yourself when on cam, no matter how subtly you think you can. Six cups of coffee is not a substitute for a meal. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/88 "2002-03-29T08:24:18Z")
notew too sfle; taek tihping lessszons ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/89 "2002-03-29T08:41:21Z")
Note to self: C# 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/90 "2002-03-29T14:18:53Z")
Do not listen to voicemail on speakerphone. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/91 "2002-03-29T15:22:15Z")
note to self: **First** the squid, **then** the detonator. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/92 "2002-03-29T15:23:37Z")
Note to self in next life: Black wire good. Red wire bad. ---
**Author:** ![im\_a\_loser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/898d66/32.png) [@im\_a\_loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im_a_loser)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/93 "2002-03-29T17:15:28Z")
the cop with a hand on his gun does _not_ have a sense of humour. ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/94 "2002-03-29T19:03:02Z")
Note to Self: Make money _then_ spend it. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/95 "2002-03-30T00:01:55Z")
Y is not a vowel. Buying it will result in a loss of turn. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/96 "2002-03-30T01:59:43Z")
**Note To Self:** Pay electric bi ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/97 "2002-03-30T02:06:12Z")
Note to self: Check the young,cute,horny guys parole status BEFORE you marry him.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/98 "2002-03-30T08:14:24Z")
**Note to self** : If you see Christiane Amanpour in a broadcast, standing in front of your village or city, RUN AWAY. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/99 "2002-03-30T09:01:38Z")
**Note to self:** If you bend over far enough you can _still_ see your feet…but you might fall over. “Hello, I must be going.” --Groucho Marx ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239/100 "2002-03-30T19:51:08Z")
**Note to Self:** Do not, under any circumstances, bow to family pressure! Very important for my personal sanity! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/note-to-self/100239.md?page=6)