# Nothing But Net:  Recordholder?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 16, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639 "2001-07-16T04:25:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/21 "2001-07-19T02:57:35Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19683](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19683)

Eight minutes from first post. Nothing But Net’s got nothing on this one.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/22 "2001-07-19T05:13:47Z")

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> Sorry, jarbabyj, but SexNazi is still listed as a member.

A mere oversight, SexNazi was unable to post, just hadn’t changed the member status. I fixed it, for those who care.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/23 "2001-07-19T11:14:41Z")

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Ah, right. Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/24 "2001-07-19T16:18:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*But really, my favorite, almost instantaneous banning was in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=66456) thread.
> 
> What a riot. I laughed myself sick
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> jarbaby \*\*

I loved that thread. It was some of my most inspired writing. Sadly it was closed right after I had made the most convincing arguement in favor of my being a waffle.

I am no longer a waffle.

I am now an omlette.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/25 "2001-07-19T18:27:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by \*\*\*particlewill \*\*  
> I am no longer a waffle.
> 
> I am now an omlette.

Well, make up your mind and quit waffling

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**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/26 "2001-07-20T02:02:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DrMatrix \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by \*\*\*particlewill \*\*  
> > I am no longer a waffle.
> > 
> > I am now an omlette.
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> Well, make up your mind and quit waffling \*\*

Now, now.

You can’t make a waffle without breaking a few eggs…

:: flees ::

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/27 "2001-07-20T13:41:20Z")

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Seems like some of ess-eee-arr-el-eye-en’s sock puppets have been banned after only one or two posts. Sorry, no cite, but he tends to reveal himself so quickly through his self-important writing style that the banning could probably be automated.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/28 "2001-07-20T17:33:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \*  
> \*\*He managed to go from zero to banned in a mere ninety posts, or seven days. Bravo, NBN! Is he the record? \*\*

What about **Jihad** , whose very first post, today, was  
about how to smuggle opium poppies without detection?

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/29 "2001-07-20T18:29:05Z")

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Aw, to heck with it. I think I will just be a bowl of Raisin Bran and leave it at that.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/30 "2001-07-20T18:29:54Z")

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As of right now, “Jihad” is not banned. What business is it of yours anyway?

New posters often make big mistakes here . . . they don’t read the agreement they signed to get here or they misunderstand what we’re about. Often with a little time and redirection they turn into fine members of this group. I’m inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt unless/until they prove themselves unworthy.

Why is this such a deal? We handle situations all day long and for the most part our members are oblivious to our enforcement efforts. It has very little bearing on their everyday experience here except that if we didn’t enforce you’d be knee deep in stupidity and annoyance.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator  
who is getting annoyed over all the second guessing.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-but-net-recordholder/72639/31 "2001-07-21T01:47:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> your humble TubaDiva  
> Administrator  
> who is getting annoyed over all the second guessing.

Chill, chill.

It’s like Monday-morning quarterbacking or discussing the whys and wherefores of the traffic accident that held everyone up on the way to work. Everyone thinks they know what happened, or how it might have been done better, or at least has _some_ opinion on the subject. We (mostly) don’t mean any harm in our discusions, we’re just gratefull to still be here, and are fascinated by the wreckage that sometimes appears around us.

It’s one of the costs of being in authority, that those who don’t know the whole story will try and make sense of what you’ve done, from our limited perspective. Either you get used to it and ignore it the best you can, while continuing to do the best job you know how, or you let it eat you up and damage your ability to do the job. _This_ is the reason it’s lonely at the top, because you’ve so few peers who know and understand what it is that you do. Having been in your shoes, I wouldn’t take your job on a dare, and I appreciate (along with many, many others) what you do for us.

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