# Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/1 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")
**I hate Christmas this year. My mom goes a little nuts at Christmas… It does not feel like Christmas** ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/2 "2008-12-19T02:23:06Z")
**I hate Christmas this year Do parents ever hate their own kids for any reason? Ladies, let’s be honest** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/3 "2008-12-19T02:48:07Z")
New Posts: **Hopefully, my last Bush Bashing pit thread. Why do cockroaches die on their backs?** They just seemed to go together… **Ladies, let’s be honest Why don’t you wash your hands after using the bathroom?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/4 "2008-12-19T02:59:03Z")
**TMI!!But, the longest period ever?! Iowa Gets Serious About Its Vampire Problem** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/5 "2008-12-19T03:28:26Z")
**Somethings goin’ on! Lemme smell yo dick! Does your family just not talk about certain distasteful things?** ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/6 "2008-12-19T03:30:06Z")
\*\* People who make cameos in your dreams… Hedgehogs \*\* Technically, they’re not people. But they can talk !! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/7 "2008-12-19T03:37:12Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **TMI!!But, the longest period ever?! > Iowa Gets Serious About Its Vampire Problem** :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/8 "2008-12-19T03:40:33Z")
**Inside a German brothel Everything is fleeting** Existentialism in the bedroom. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/9 "2008-12-19T03:42:15Z")
Right underneath this thread at this moment, it’s a sequential threads haiku: **Inside a German brothel Everything is fleeting Really lousy Christmas presents** _ETA: **Derleth** , haiku is better than sequential. So what if you beat me by two minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/10 "2008-12-19T05:25:33Z")
**What should children be taught about Santa Claus? (RO) Jerk killed himself by jumping in front of train.** I am going to hell for not only noticing this but finding it very, very funny. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/11 "2008-12-19T05:28:15Z")
Save me some room in that handbasket. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/12 "2008-12-19T16:48:57Z")
\*\*Differences Between Boys/Men and Girls/Women Raising Sons v. Raising Daughters \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/13 "2008-12-19T17:49:50Z")
\*\*Men, now you can smell like meat as nature intended! Somethings goin’ on! Lemme smell yo dick! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/14 "2008-12-19T18:04:15Z")
**GoogleMap Shows the Fronts of People’s Houses!! Mike Tyson is all grown up (and out) now!** I don’t think he’s bringing presents though. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/15 "2008-12-19T18:14:19Z")
\*\*Differences Between Boys/Men and Girls/Women What’s the Longest It’s Taken You to Get a Joke?\*\* (feel free to take this as sexist in either direction) ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/16 "2008-12-19T19:13:01Z")
\*\*Why do cockroaches die on their backs? Best way to kill cockroaches Cockroach article Where are all these damn cockroaches coming from? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/17 "2008-12-20T00:17:21Z")
In IMHO: **"I’m a very honest person"… Ladies, let’s be honest** No, you don’t really want to know. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/18 "2008-12-20T00:33:36Z")
\*\* Ask the Probation Officer Raising Sons v. Raising Daughters\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/19 "2008-12-20T23:41:34Z")
**Christmas Raccoons? Odd Animal News** It’s the Santa hats. Raccoons in Santa hats creep me out, man. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/20 "2008-12-21T00:19:42Z")
**Are Department Store Electric Scooters Monoplized by Non Handicapped Obese People?** **Is Steven Hawking really all that?** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=2)