# Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/21 "2008-12-21T01:31:00Z")
**Is this a stupid gift? Blue Balls (TMI)** ---
**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/22 "2008-12-21T07:07:28Z")
\*\*Fix my stinky classroom Do birds fart? \*\* I’m neither an ornithologist nor a janitor, but I think that getting rid of the birds would be a step in the right direction . . . ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/23 "2008-12-21T09:39:56Z")
**Really lousy Christmas presents Secret Santa 2008** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/24 "2008-12-23T09:11:37Z")
\*\*I’m Not Gay, But… Obama shirtless: Pecs or man-boobs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/25 "2008-12-23T09:38:33Z")
\*\*Ten Things I Have Learned From Working in Retail It’s insanely difficult to fire people these days. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/26 "2008-12-23T23:04:29Z")
\*\*I’m going to Iceland! What now? Funeral Home Gift Certificates\*\* (We’ll just ignore that nasty old question mark there). Worst vacation ever! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/27 "2008-12-24T00:36:45Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > **Funeral Home Gift Certificates** Lay away plan? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/28 "2008-12-24T01:42:24Z")
**I’m Not Gay, But… What SDMB posters do you especially admire, respect, or like?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/29 "2008-12-24T05:23:42Z")
**I’m Not Gay, But… How often does male rape occur OUTSIDE of prison?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/30 "2008-12-24T06:42:47Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **I’m Not Gay, But… > How often does male rape occur OUTSIDE of prison?** Fie upon you! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/31 "2008-12-24T17:29:03Z")
\*\*What do YOU want for Christmas? Actually I don’t really care for your christmas wishes\*\* Well, fine, be that way. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/32 "2008-12-25T14:42:59Z")
\*\* I’m Not Gay, But… The most successful idiot you know \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/33 "2008-12-25T16:48:55Z")
\*\*Is there a Santa Claus? What is that up in the sky? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/34 "2008-12-26T17:18:13Z")
\*\* Parents pull a Christmas prank Santa as Rage Killer - Think of the Children \*\* Not funny ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/35 "2008-12-26T22:25:36Z")
\*\*I’m making Buckeyes… My mom wants to get in contact with me again \*\* Those be some finestkind buckeyes, I’m thinkin’. 😃 (But **Tapioca Dextrin** wins the thread :D) ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/36 "2008-12-27T21:37:50Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* I’m Not Gay, But… Do you check out members of the same gender? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/37 "2008-12-27T23:55:54Z")
\*\*I’m making Buckeyes… Merry Christmas. Baaaaarf! \*\* Oops… looks like someone ate too many buckeyes. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/38 "2008-12-28T03:35:08Z")
**History buffs, what do you like to study most? Knitting in the tropics.** ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/39 "2008-12-28T08:48:32Z")
**Holiday Mishaps Please Don’t Divorce Us** ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/40 "2008-12-28T08:56:52Z")
Dang! One of **my** threads gets 5 mentions in sequentials! Should I feel honored? 🙂 Q [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=3)