# Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/41 "2008-12-28T11:14:05Z")
\*\*Dreams triggered by urinary urgency? “Go to the Bathroom” \*\* [Rorschach]“Good advice. Sure there are many who’d agree with you.”[/Rorschach] ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/42 "2008-12-28T17:54:06Z")
**If a celebrity was a member and admited it What would convince you that someone was the messiah?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/43 "2008-12-28T20:12:11Z")
**If Star Trek had another series what would you like to see? Horizontal buttonholes on men’s shirts** Wouldn’t they rip during the fist-fights? \*\*Dude shoots other dude for yakking during movie. I don’t condone it, but I understand Almost lost my life today. \*\* Guess you’ll shut up in future, then 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/44 "2008-12-29T00:16:54Z")
**Losing my apartment to gentrification Most Awesome Christmas gift** :eek: You have a weird definition of awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/45 "2008-12-29T12:47:23Z")
\*\*Christmas in the Emergency Room Largest amount of food you’ve eaten at once \*\* Shoulda gone a little easier on the turkey, shouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/46 "2008-12-29T12:55:58Z")
**Where do you meet young lesbians Christmas in the Emergency Room** Heh. 😉 Q ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/47 "2008-12-29T13:30:43Z")
\*\*Smoke 'em if you got 'em (meat, that is) Bacon Explosion! \*\* \*\*Christmas in the Emergency Room What was open Christmas in your area? Your most “interesting” Xmas present this year? \*\* A trip to the emergency room because of my “interesting” present. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/48 "2008-12-29T13:36:41Z")
\*\*The day after Christmas and all I have are 4 buns and no ham. Fuck Hamas \*\* I initially read the second line as “Fuck Hams” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/49 "2008-12-29T15:17:38Z")
**Computer Upgrade Advice gun Dopers- how good a handgun shot are you?** I’m about to install Frustration version 7.62. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/50 "2008-12-29T15:23:16Z")
**What was open Christmas in your area?** **Owls!** I don’t know how an owl can be open, but it just seemed like such an excited response to the question. **Your most “interesting” Xmas present this year?** **Swiss Cheese May Hold the Secrets to the Universe** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/51 "2008-12-29T21:09:44Z")
**When kids stare at you, what are they really thinking? I wonder if they’ll have anything to fit me?** ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/52 "2008-12-30T15:05:30Z")
\*\*If I Were King Of The World, I Would… “Go to the Bathroom” \*\* I think the King can be a little more ambitious than that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/53 "2008-12-30T17:04:24Z")
\*\*Doing the nasty in your own home when you have guests over Screw Caroline Kennedy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/54 "2008-12-30T17:10:59Z")
\*\*If I Were King of the World, I Would Help with info on two cities in OR & WA\*\* Nice to know we’d be getting a helpful ruler… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/55 "2008-12-30T19:03:34Z")
Fixing a failed African state Is Kwanzaa “over”? Wow, I didn’t realize Kwanzaa was so important. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/56 "2008-12-30T19:32:51Z")
**NSFW Poll: being woken up by one’s partner … going down on one Best photo sharing site?** Say “Cheese!” \*\*Most Awesome Christmas gift New puppy (w/pics) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/57 "2008-12-30T19:39:03Z")
**Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason So let’s show pictures of our pets!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/58 "2008-12-30T20:43:52Z")
**"Go to the Bathroom" Dreams triggered by urinary urgency?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/59 "2008-12-30T23:55:57Z")
Knitters, what are you making? Knitter’s Christmas ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/60 "2008-12-31T01:55:36Z")
\*\*I Pit a Woman over a Quarter Go to first new post Screw Caroline Kennedy \*\* Ohhh, Caroline Kennedy gets pitted over a quarter, this ought to be a good story. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=4)