# Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/61 "2008-12-31T14:00:07Z")
\*\*Why did it take Jesus 3 days to rise from the dead? Homosexuality and religion \*\* Ooh, I’ve seen that one: _Where the Goys Aren’t, part III: Burn, Baby, Burn: Disco Inferno_. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/62 "2008-12-31T16:06:24Z")
\*\*Chalk two more cat diseases up for my household Pink eye? PINK EYE?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/63 "2008-12-31T22:16:15Z")
\*\*Need a good name for my pitbull puppy. Any suggestions? Opinion needed from IT folk \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/64 "2008-12-31T22:35:29Z")
\*\* I have my 3yo nephew for 5 days. What evil thing can I teach him to do? Throw a shoe at Bush! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/65 "2009-01-01T01:58:37Z")
**Der Trihs** stole mine! Damn you, **Der Trihs**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/66 "2009-01-01T02:58:11Z")
In IMHO right now: **Starting a relationship? Where do I meet young lesbians? Was this a homosexual act? (NSFW?)** ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/67 "2009-01-01T03:32:33Z")
From IMHO: **Do you have obsessive compulsive behaviors?** **If I Were King Of The World, I Would…** ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/68 "2009-01-01T14:43:38Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Let’s talk about cannibalism I saw an old lover at the grocery store \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/69 "2009-01-01T15:09:27Z")
\*\* What’s The Attraction of Deep Cave Diving? My Nephew Was Scalped Most Awesome Christmas gift\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/70 "2009-01-01T16:48:14Z")
**What do YOU want for Christmas? Yellowstone’s gonna blow! We’re all doooooooooomed!** That’s not an appropriate Christmas present, Dr. Evil. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/71 "2009-01-01T17:18:37Z")
**My Nephew Was Scalped My workplace is a crime scene.** I hate to use the title of such serious threads, but they do go together. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/72 "2009-01-01T18:40:52Z")
I should have waited. **My Nephew Was Scalped My workplace is a crime scene. Let’s talk about cannibalism** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/73 "2009-01-02T09:37:18Z")
Not an sequential thread, but a great thread/poster combo \*\*Is this bad for my computer? SHAKES \*\* ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/74 "2009-01-02T13:06:38Z")
This one made me laugh out loud: **Where do I meet Young Lesbians?** and **On the Internet, but not on WWW** 😛 **What is Your Biggest Wish for the New Year?** and **Read My Scolarship Essay? Pretty Please?** (Man… you’re easy to please!) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/75 "2009-01-02T15:50:50Z")
\*\* Why our obsession with Dooooooooo-inhale-oooom? Yellowstone’s gonna blow! We’re all doooooooooomed!\*\* That would explain it \*\* My workplace is a crime scene. Throw a shoe at Bush! \*\* Sure, blame W for _everything_. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/76 "2009-01-02T15:55:49Z")
**Last MMP of 2008- What’s Your Resoloution** and **Throw a Shoe at Bush!** Nothing else needs to be said… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/77 "2009-01-02T17:02:00Z")
**Large-Scale, Simultaneous Failure of a Product or Technology What’s upcoming in touch-screen home computers?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/78 "2009-01-02T18:45:50Z")
**Historically important pickled head My Nephew Was Scalped** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/79 "2009-01-03T08:54:51Z")
\*\*If Star Trek had another series what would you like to see? Mary Sue characters \*\* Yeah, that’s all Trek needs. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/80 "2009-01-03T10:20:45Z")
\*\*My latest fantasy Can I get a serious horn for my Corolla? \*\* Looks like 2009 is going to be the year of lowered expectations. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=5)