# Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/81 "2009-01-03T15:36:35Z")
**John Travolta’s son dies** **The Dead are touring!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/82 "2009-01-03T18:23:02Z")
\*\*Where do the hormones in oral contraceptives come from? Colony on Venus? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/83 "2009-01-03T19:24:40Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > \*\*My latest fantasy > Can I get a serious horn for my Corolla? \*\* > > Looks like 2009 is going to be the year of lowered expectations. But that IS my fantasy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/84 "2009-01-03T21:10:18Z")
\*\*Suggest a good facial moisturizer for dry skin? Food Poisoning or Gastro-enteritis? \*\* :eek: I wouldn’t try either of those. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/85 "2009-01-04T07:10:18Z")
**Have you ever gone on a long journey/trip to “find yourself”? Handy tip: Do not dress like a Nazi and run around shooting guns in public.** I’ll definitely keep that in mind. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/86 "2009-01-04T14:38:00Z")
In GQ: **What is That Up in the Sky?** and \*\* Colony on Venus?\*\* (You can SEE that from here???) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/87 "2009-01-05T13:22:43Z")
\*\*My Nephew Was Scalped I have hair! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/88 "2009-01-05T15:58:44Z")
**AAUUUUGGGGGGH! I have hiccups. Well that’s not a very good way to start the new year…** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/89 "2009-01-06T14:19:56Z")
**If you were the first human to walk … Offbeat Places You’d Like To Visit** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/90 "2009-01-06T14:37:02Z")
**One nice thing about the economic crisis… Yellowstone’s gonna blow! We’re all doooooooooomed!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/91 "2009-01-06T16:48:40Z")
\*\*We just called the pound . . . Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store. Olive had her puppies! The nameless kitten may be named at last (or maybe not) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/92 "2009-01-06T18:18:25Z")
**Mysterious computer part! Oooooh! babymaker 3000** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/93 "2009-01-06T19:00:43Z")
**What Can I Do With Leftover Mashed Potatoes? My latest guitar build** I can’t decide whether to call it a Strato-tater or a Tater-caster. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/94 "2009-01-06T21:53:22Z")
In MPSIMS: **Just Quit My Job Is Canada Short Of Workers?** If so, just give him a shout out. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/95 "2009-01-06T23:55:24Z")
\*\*If you were the first human to walk … Would you consider dating a recovering Alcoholic? \*\* Hmmm, I don’t know how to begin to answer that. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/96 "2009-01-07T05:24:16Z")
\*\*Anyone want to talk? US Regional Vocabulary Differences \*\* **I Cram verything Into the Dishwasher When you’re Not Here… How do people end up married to "the crazy"** **What’s this thing on this drill? Settling disputes back in the olden days.** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/97 "2009-01-07T14:30:16Z")
\*\*I just received the most hateful message of my life on Facebook and it got to me. “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/98 "2009-01-07T17:36:25Z")
**To everyone who hates the Star Wars prequels, how would YOU have done it better? Mary Sue characters** Uh-huh. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/99 "2009-01-07T18:30:19Z")
\*\*Who was the Most Important Person in History? Pat Buchanan \*\* A&A. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/100 "2009-01-08T08:07:15Z")
\*\*Aussie Lunatic on a Rampage! “Don’t worry, I’m not really crazy.” Uh…yeah, right. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848.md?page=6)