# Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848 "2008-12-19T02:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/101 "2009-01-08T08:44:28Z")
Saw this in CS the other day: **Husband’s decided he’s going to die 'cause of his weight - recipes needed What can I add bacon to?** ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/102 "2009-01-08T14:13:21Z")
From Pit \*\*Bush White House to Obamas: Maybe you can find a park bench to sleep on? It’s a weight machine, not a park bench! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/103 "2009-01-08T14:30:05Z")
\*\*Ancient Sumerian proverbs I want the bulbs with the boobs and the crotch shrubbery \*\* Maybe it loses something in translation ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/104 "2009-01-08T16:27:57Z")
**Ask the Pakistani Guy… Where is my passport?** Careful there, Bub, are you accusing the Pakistani guy of taking your passport? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/105 "2009-01-08T16:59:38Z")
**Statements that are always lies My friend’s sister has Thryoid Cancer** I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/106 "2009-01-08T17:48:38Z")
\*\*Bristol Palin gives birth. P90x owwww, \*@%&ing OWWW! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/107 "2009-01-08T19:11:48Z")
**Kids make you say the darndest things "There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/108 "2009-01-08T20:41:13Z")
\*\*“image macro as 404” Ancient Sumerian proverbs \*\* “Ancient Chinese Secret, hunh?” \*\*You knew it was coming: Sarah Palin 2009 Calender “Wow, you’re really pretty. Like a girl.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/109 "2009-01-08T22:38:38Z")
\*\*How the heck did people do geometry before the Descartes? copyright and wiki \*\* Uhm, the first answer doesn’t make any sense, and wiki wasn’t around back then. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/110 "2009-01-09T09:12:10Z")
\*\*A special kind of dumbass Bushisms \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/111 "2009-01-09T13:52:33Z")
\*\* Really, really STUPID song lyrics. “Thriller” Re-examined \*\* \*\* I want the bulbs with the boobs and the crotch shrubbery “Wow, you’re really pretty. Like a girl.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/112 "2009-01-09T18:00:05Z")
**Name a word that doesn’t mean what most people think it means US Regional Vocabulary Differences** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/113 "2009-01-09T18:20:58Z")
\*\*Prepare to have an AS/400 rammed up your ass Sales Department. I _hate_ performance reviews \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/114 "2009-01-09T20:54:27Z")
**Some advice from the Sexual Virtuoso II Hep me, Dopers: tongue issue** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/115 "2009-01-09T21:32:28Z")
\*\* What Movies SHOULD Be Remade? Cannibal movies \*\* Remade, refried, restirred, rebaked and refrozen. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/116 "2009-01-09T22:02:48Z")
\*\*The Board is Becoming Sentient II: It’s Starting to Hook Me up with Other Posters “Wow, you’re really pretty. Like a girl.” \*\* Is that a line it’s recommending you use because if it is, it’s not as sentient as you might think it is. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/117 "2009-01-09T22:22:59Z")
\*\*Cat suddenly started peeing on the carpet A Matter of Bathroom Ettiquette \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/118 "2009-01-09T22:40:56Z")
\*\*Sheriff cuts down on the Chow I _hate_ performance reviews \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/119 "2009-01-09T22:50:34Z")
\*\*I _hate_ performance reviews Stop shitting your fucking pants!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-says-christmas-like-sequential-threads/477848/120 "2009-01-10T03:38:50Z")
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