# Nothing worse than choking on a Woody . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889 "2003-03-20T20:29:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/1 "2003-03-20T20:29:03Z")
WASHINGTON (AP) - Walt Disney Parks and Resorts is recalling about 40,000 Woody Dolls that can pose a choking hazard to young children. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/2 "2003-03-20T20:33:25Z")
(gasping for breath) Haw, haw! That’s hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/3 "2003-03-20T20:42:53Z")
I notice this thread title got a lot of _views_ in the first couple of minutes . . . ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/4 "2003-03-20T21:07:10Z")
Ok, I’ll admit it. I thought for sure this was going to be about a bad fellatio experience **Eve** had. Like you didn’t, too. I’ll leave now… ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/5 "2003-03-20T21:10:29Z")
naughty, naughty, _wicked_, **Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/6 "2003-03-20T21:16:02Z")
I had a small Woody hand puppet as a kid. Never sounded like a commiseration until now. I’ll have you know though that I don’t remember gnawing on the damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![Insanity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Insanity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Insanity)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/7 "2003-03-20T22:03:13Z")
I used to work at K-mart. When Toy Story first came out, I was stocking the toy aisle shelves. Found a shelf label under one of the dolls that said “16 inch Talking Woody” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/8 "2003-03-20T22:14:56Z")
Oh heck, I was thinking Woody Woodpecker. Man, talk about a good name for Pinnochio. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/9 "2003-03-20T23:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Nothing worse than choking on a Woody . . . \*\* You meant _better_, right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/10 "2003-03-20T23:11:45Z")
No, **Oxy** , choking interferes with the rhythm, then you have to start all over. Geez, don’t guys know anything about blowjobs? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/11 "2003-03-20T23:30:48Z")
Damn, but do you know how to title a thread or what? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/12 "2003-03-21T00:14:08Z")
Reminds of a cartoon I saw after the Toy Story toys came. Two small kids, a boy and a girl, are showing each other their toys: Boy: I’ve got a Woody! Girl: I’ve got a Buzz! Caption: Little did they know, little Suzie and Joey would repeat this exact conversation years later in a bar… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/13 "2003-03-21T01:09:20Z")
I thought this was going to be about Dick Smothers Junior. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/14 "2003-03-21T03:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrazyCatLady \* > \*\*No, **Oxy** , choking interferes with the rhythm, then you have to start all over. Geez, don’t guys know anything about blowjobs? 😉 \*\* [Bugs] She don’t know me vewy well, _do_ she? [/Bugs] ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/15 "2003-03-21T03:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Ok, I’ll admit it. I thought for sure this was going to be about a bad fellatio experience **Eve** had. Like you didn’t, too. I’ll leave now… \*\* I knew it was a trick, but clicked on it anyways. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/16 "2003-03-21T06:00:01Z")
And here I thought Eve was going to give us an excerpt from her forthcoming Shelley Long biography. ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/17 "2003-03-21T08:35:26Z")
## I posted this a few weeks ago, on another message board… Seemed fitting to share. I still get the giggles thinking about this: Re: Wait that’s not what you meant… or was it I worked with this one guy years ago who was REALLY NIAVE. He was the only guy out of about 8 of us at a customer service desk. It was Christmas time, and we were slammed with people picking up their layaways. Toy Story was big that year, and as this guy picked up the “Woody” doll out of the box to put in the bag, he started loudly exclaiming: “OH LOOK! SOMEONE’S GETTING A WOODY FOR CHRISTMAS!!!” We lost it…I was in tears from laughing so hard!! And he wouldn’t stop! He never realized what he was saying…the best one was when he sighed, and in a pouting voice said: “Gee, I wish I was getting a woody for Christmas” ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/18 "2003-03-21T15:19:25Z")
damnit… ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/19 "2003-03-23T12:58:25Z")
Best thread title I’ve seen in ages! I was thinking golf clubs myself, but hey… Thanks for the laugh 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889/20 "2003-03-23T13:05:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*naughty, naughty, _wicked_, **Eve**. \*\* **naughty, naughty, _wicked_, clever** Eve\*\*. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nothing-worse-than-choking-on-a-woody/162889.md?page=2)