# Notice anything different about me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2004, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279 "2004-11-01T08:27:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dog80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Dog80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog80)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/1 "2004-11-01T08:27:35Z")

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Well???

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/2 "2004-11-01T08:39:45Z")

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Did you not used to be located in Greece?

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/3 "2004-11-01T10:18:30Z")

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Ah the operation has been successful. We wish you well in your new life as a half-man, half-lizard mutant.  
🆒

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/4 "2004-11-01T11:00:49Z")

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You dyed your hair!

(That’s my default answer when girls ask this question. It seems to have about an 80% success rate.)

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**Author:** ![TastesLikeBurning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@TastesLikeBurning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TastesLikeBurning)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/5 "2004-11-01T11:30:50Z")

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You’ve traded in the goat?

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/6 "2004-11-01T11:43:22Z")

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Oh my god, wow!  
Thats fantastic! Its just so brilliant!  
So, spill the beans… when did you do it?

Heh, amateurs. This is how its done. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/7 "2004-11-01T11:47:28Z")

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Yeah, your shoe is untied. Don’t want to trip and fall now, do we?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/8 "2004-11-01T12:51:55Z")

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Nice wedding ring!  
(Right?)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/9 "2004-11-01T12:52:20Z")

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To notice anything _different_, I would have to have noticed you at all at some point – alas, I have not.

Um – nice shirt?

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/10 "2004-11-01T13:02:08Z")

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Uh… You used to be Dog79? Happy Numeral Increasement Anniversary!

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**Author:** ![JerH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@JerH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerH)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/11 "2004-11-01T16:04:24Z")

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Yes, and you look very good. Not everyone call pull off the full Slim Goodbody tattoo.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/12 "2004-11-01T16:08:40Z")

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WAG–you finally coughed up the $14.95?

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/13 "2004-11-01T16:38:43Z")

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Is your D bigger? :eek:

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**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/14 "2004-11-01T16:39:19Z")

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Very nice; they should be very natural-looking after the swelling goes down.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/15 "2004-11-01T16:47:53Z")

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Disregard my guess. I see you’ve been here since 2003 (sorry, didn’t recognize the name.)

Umm…you look really good as a red-head. Quite natural.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/16 "2004-11-01T16:50:37Z")

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You’ve lost weight and You Look Great!

(major suck up)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/17 "2004-11-01T16:53:51Z")

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You won the lottery! Good to see you, **Dog80** old buddy old pal. You’re looking great!

Congrats on the Greece thing. I won’t pry. 😉

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/18 "2004-11-01T16:55:59Z")

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Why, prison’s hardly changed you at all, my dear.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/19 "2004-11-01T16:57:39Z")

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You’ve been taking Enzyte?

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/20 "2004-11-01T16:58:04Z")

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Bob finally told you about Enzyte?

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