# Notice anything different about me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2004, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279 "2004-11-01T08:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/21 "2004-11-01T16:59:31Z")
Sometimes, all I need is a brilliant simulpost to make my day. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/22 "2004-11-01T16:59:43Z")
That new outfit is _so_ you! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/23 "2004-11-01T18:24:36Z")
No, No, can’t see any difference You look the same as you always do… Wait, let’s have a closer look… Oh! the _Scream mask!_ How did I miss that! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/24 "2004-11-01T18:28:59Z")
Poodle cut? ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/25 "2004-11-01T18:33:30Z")
> [@Dog80](#): > > Well??? Nothing to see here folks , move along 😃 I take it your birthday just rolled around Declan ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/26 "2004-11-01T18:39:40Z")
I’m so glad you got rid of that third head. People were beginning to talk. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/27 "2004-11-01T18:45:14Z")
Yeah, but don’t worry about it. I understand they can take care of that right in the doctor’s office these days. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/28 "2004-11-01T18:49:41Z")
[joel] Oh, I know. You got a new bowling pin. It looks great![/joel] ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/29 "2004-11-01T19:31:25Z")
This old guy had wanted a pair of cowboy boots his whole life; but his wife always nixed the idea. Finally, one day he decided he was going to get those boots, damn the consequence. So he did. When he got home he asked his wife “Notice anything different?” “No, Bill, I don’t.” So he goes to the bedroom strips all his clothes off except for the boots and heads back to the kitchen and asks her again, “Now do you notice anything different.” “That thing was pointing down yesterday. It’s pointing down today. And it’s gonna be pointing down tomorrow,” she replied mournfully. “It’s pointing down to get a good look at my _BOOTS_,” he huffed! “You should have bought a hat, Bill”, she mused. “You should have bought a hat.” ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/30 "2004-11-01T19:44:17Z")
Did you get your hair cut? Shave off your mustache? Lose 30 pounds? Hmmm… Viagra? [hijack] There was a really unfortunate series of ads for Viagra that they ran a while back; don’t know if they’re still airing. A guy would come into work and his buddies kept wondering what was different about him, but they couldn’t quite put their finger on it. So to speak. Over the course of the day, they’d keep asking him. “New haircut?” “You shaved your mustache, right?” “Did you lose weight?” “Did you get a new suit?” And he’d smile and shake his head and walk on with his new-found confidence. I always expected the ads to end with someone coming up to him and saying, “OH! NOW I see it! You’ve got a huge boner!” [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/31 "2004-11-01T20:14:35Z")
Hijack response to **SolGrundy’s** hijack. I wondered that too. The man starts taking Viagra and all of a sudden all the guys at work are checkin’ him out. Made me wonder if I shouldn’t get me some. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/32 "2004-11-01T20:21:11Z")
Infected with Guinea Worms _again?_ _What_ are we gonna _do with you_, **Dog**? ---
**Author:** ![Dog80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Dog80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog80)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/33 "2004-11-03T11:29:48Z")
Wow! :eek: Some of your responses had me rolling on the floor and laughing 😃 Anyway, I was talking about the Location line of my profile. I left from the rain-soaked Cardiff and I am back home now, permamently! It’s hot and sunny here 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279/34 "2004-11-03T17:15:08Z")
That? Pffffft. That’s _boring_. 😉 Hellas! Hellas! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-anything-different-about-me/272279.md?page=1)