# Notice Me!? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 26, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796 "2002-11-26T00:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/41 "2002-12-02T00:43:11Z")
the 30th! ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/42 "2002-12-02T01:29:37Z")
Drat, it wasn’t me you were talking about…😛 Ah, I see you are another Xmas baby. (31 on 28.) ---
**Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/43 "2002-12-03T00:06:30Z")
Well thanks for all the suggestions guys but he never called over vacation to hang out. guys suck. oh well ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/44 "2002-12-03T00:31:08Z")
Well, call him. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/45 "2002-12-03T00:38:18Z")
Or just go over and lay on his lawn, gyrating and thrusting your pelvis into the air. ---
**Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/46 "2002-12-03T01:14:25Z")
i would call but i dont want him to be annoyed you know? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/47 "2002-12-03T01:21:06Z")
He won’t be annoyed. He’ll think you like him. If he likes you, then that will make him happy, not annoyed. If he doesn’t like you, then he deserves to be annoyed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/48 "2002-12-03T03:38:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*Or just go over and lay on his lawn, gyrating and thrusting your pelvis into the air. \*\* and dont forget (this is important) gently moan his name… ---
**Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/49 "2002-12-03T13:18:20Z")
ok well i might see him today at school so if i do mayeb ill say something to him and if not then ill call sometime. Giraffe: are you a guy? how old are you? just wondered. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/50 "2002-12-03T16:22:03Z")
I am a guy. 29. \ Do I not seem masculine enough in my posts? Too masculine? Do I sound really old? Really young? Do the kids still say pelvis any more? Maybe she’s only asking because she wants me. I’ll go wait by the phone. \ ---
**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/51 "2002-12-03T18:39:38Z")
Eye contact, positivity, a sense of humor, some gentle teasing ought to work. Go easy on the sarcasm though - it’s an acquired taste. ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/52 "2002-12-03T20:49:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by käse \* > \*\*laugh at his jokes. \*\* You beat me to it. I second this statement. ---
**Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/53 "2002-12-03T22:43:20Z")
oh giraffe i just wondered. no need to get paraniod lol. so you’ve probably had quite a few girls right? so do you like “it” shave completely? just very curious. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/54 "2002-12-03T23:09:56Z")
Learn to use the \ key. He won’t notice it, but we will. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/55 "2002-12-03T23:31:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by curiouschick \* > \*\*oh giraffe i just wondered. no need to get paraniod lol. so you’ve probably had quite a few girls right? so do you like “it” shave completely? just very curious. \*\* Mrs. Giraffe: “Hey, whatcha doing?” Me: “Oh, just discussing my opinions on shaved genitalia with some 17 year old girl from the Internet.” Mrs. Giraffe: “I see. Carry on.” No, I don’t much care for having “it” shaved completely. Some trimming can be nice (neatness is always a plus), but don’t go overboard. ---
**Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/56 "2002-12-04T03:05:35Z")
Gotch ya. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/57 "2002-12-04T05:18:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by curiouschick \* > \*\*Gotch ya. Thanks! \*\* \<\<\ **Author:** ![curiouschick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@curiouschick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curiouschick)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/58 "2002-12-04T22:56:48Z") …anyways… ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/59 "2002-12-04T23:42:01Z")
> [@](#): > > ## \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* Originally posted by curiouschick oh giraffe i just wondered. no need to get paraniod lol. so you’ve probably had quite a few girls right? so do you like “it” shave completely? just very curious. > > Mrs. Giraffe: “Hey, whatcha doing?” > Me: “Oh, just discussing my opinions on shaved genitalia with some 17 year old girl from the Internet.” It was at this point that Mr. Giraffe became very curious himself. He was curious, could it be that this 17-year-old curiouschick might actually be a sweaty 45 year old FBI agent . . . ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796/60 "2002-12-04T23:52:40Z")
**Doghouse** , I think you’re jumping to conclusions. We don’t necessarily know that he/she is sweaty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/notice-me/138796.md?page=4)